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[johnrex62]

This is well thought and informative bunch of cra*. Congratulations on another fine post that is both uninformative and insightful at the same time. I agree that the birth certificate actually belongs to Arnold Schwarzenegger and not obama. Its this document that has caused the global colapse as we know it. That and snow in the tires.

Please don't forget Global Warming. I get a 2 1/2cent royalty from Al Gore every-time someone includes Global Warming.

 

[two_bit_score]

Please don't forget Global Warming. I get a 2 1/2cent royalty from Al Gore every-time someone includes Global Warming.

Here is my two cents: global warming

 

[dodge man]

Hey Diamond Pilot. I know someone that worked for a supplier that made parts for Ford. When he was at the factory, he heard they sent a bunch of cars out without valve stems. The hole wasn't punched in the rim. They mounted the tires in a pressurized vessel by machine, so no one ever had to air them up. Can you imagine getting a car without valve stems trying to figure out how they got air in the tires?

 

[beppington]

3% net return is great for dealerships, just so y'all know.

That's "simple interest".

If, for example, a new car sits on the lot for 3 months, that 3% simple interest earned equates to a compound annual growth rate of 12.74%.

not quite

What don't you like, my math/ formula, or the 3-month on the lot period?

Where did you go? If my math is wrong, I'd like to learn the correct math ... or if I have something else wrong.

 

[JDgreen227]

Hey Diamond Pilot. I know someone that worked for a supplier that made parts for Ford. When he was at the factory, he heard they sent a bunch of cars out without valve stems. The hole wasn't punched in the rim. They mounted the tires in a pressurized vessel by machine, so no one ever had to air them up. Can you imagine getting a car without valve stems trying to figure out how they got air in the tires?

Sounds to me like it was the same factory that was sending all the new cars out with no spare tires in the mid-80's...because of the rubber shortage. Back then the Detroit Free Press wrote a story about the guy who refused to make the payments on his new station wagon because it didn't have a spare, and he sued the dealer for selling him an unsafe new car. The car ended up rotting away in an impound lot with 115 miles on it while the case waited to go to court. I always wondered what happened when the case got to court.

 

[Diamondpilot]

Hey Diamond Pilot. I know someone that worked for a supplier that made parts for Ford. When he was at the factory, he heard they sent a bunch of cars out without valve stems. The hole wasn't punched in the rim. They mounted the tires in a pressurized vessel by machine, so no one ever had to air them up. Can you imagine getting a car without valve stems trying to figure out how they got air in the tires?

I never realized they did the tires like that. Yep, it would drive you nuts trying to figure that out. I would have had the wheel off and flipped each and every way trying to find the valve.:laughing:

Chris

 

[grsthegreat]

Does anyone here know why the grass is always greener nextdoor?

 

[aczlan]

Does anyone here know why the grass is always greener nextdoor?

Because, that's where my septic system discharges

Aaron Z

 

[JDgreen227]

Because my neighbor pays big bucks to have a lawn service care for his postage stamp sized yard, and my 4 acres is nothing but weeds and crapgrass. No watering, no fertilizing, no care except for mowing.

 

[grsthegreat]

Now back to the original posters question, can a pig fly.

I'm not sure how this post got so messed up. I have been accused of having A.D.D, but i don't believe for a second that the constitution allowed for the government to tax individuals.

Now, Ive been told that if a John deere and a Kubota were to breed, you would get a Kioti. if this were true, how can you account for the color. Green + Orange does not equal Orange. And speaking about Oranges, will the current hot weather in Florida affect the orange crop??

And speaking of crops....why did my corn only grow 3 feet tall. I must have gotten some crummy Chinese corn seed.