dumb thing's downunder

jdkid · 2001-06-14T10:08:02+00:00

dumb thing\'s downunder Hi ya's this is a true as i'm sitting at the keyboard. A good mate of mine has just got a ride on lawn mower and was haveing a party at his place last weekend so thought he better try out the mower and tidy up the lawns before the crowd turned up (as ya do ) his wife was watching him with his pride and joy zaping around there garden(ever nice garden she spends heaps of time working in it)well ,she gose and changes for the people coming over and there bedroom has big french doors (ya can work out what happens) well my mate zaps past and sees his wife naked and forgot all about mowing till his new mower run's thought the prize roses .lucky no one asked that night about the roses but when he told me what happened tonight i ended up rolling on the ground lafin my a$$ off about it .even she see's the funny side of it now .maybe it's not just tiltmeters we need but blinkers too catch ya JD Kid

Thread starter jdkid
Start date Jun 14, 2001
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Jun 14, 2001 / dumb thing's downunder

tsh3

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Re: dumb thing\'s downunder

JD
Here is one that happened to a lady here at work.
This goat gets loose from somewhere and wanders into her backyard. The dog sees it and goes after it. The goat
runs up on the deck and crashes right thru one of the French doors and is now in the family room. Husband goes downstairs to see what is going on. She gets down there in time to see the goat followed by the dog, followed by the husband chasing in circles around the sofa. The whole time the poor goat is peeing & pooping all over the place. Insurance co was out several $K because they had to replace all 3 French doors to make them match.
Never did find out who owned the goat.

Steve

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