DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY

Henro · Dec 9, 2004

After seeing the title to this thread more times than I can ever remember...

It just struck me:

I didn't ask her, she asked me!

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JRobyn · Dec 10, 2004

What a great thread. Reminds me of my all time favorite thread:

ford-trucks link

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TC18guy · Dec 10, 2004

ha ha i just read most of those the other day myself. I can't believe some of those guys are still alive. They could stand to browse the TBN safety forum for a few minutes.

JoshJ · Dec 12, 2004

Hah, there was this one time this guy was rolling red paint on a shed. Once done, went over to hose to clean rollers off. Hose had one of those pressure handle/nozzlesl. Well the dummy sprayed the roller to clean it, and the roller spun at about Mach 5 and splattered him with red paint. Funny how I ended up with a new pair of pink socks.... /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Perhaps the stupidest thing i have done lately happened at the bank. They have one of those boxes u put ur checks and stuff in that goes up the tube at the drive through. Well i dropped the box. Couldn't open any doors because of said tube and other posts on passenger side. So, in a true act of brilliancy, i pulled up to open door, and, you guessed it, ran over box. Ah wwell /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Bird · Dec 12, 2004

( Well the dummy sprayed the roller to clean it, and the roller spun at about Mach 5 and splattered him with red paint )

Yep, that really was dumb; I used white paint. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

PineRidge · Dec 14, 2004

It happened just today..... There's this guy real close that burns a lot of cardboard up on a hill in our neighborhood in a wire cage enclosure to contain the burning. He uses his tractor to haul 6 containers to the burn site at once unloading them near the wire container before moving the tractor to a safe distance. He then uses one on those neat looking propane torches with the squeeze trigger ignition to lite the fire. After he got the fire roaring today, and since the ground was covered with snow he put the torch where he was sure to see it, on top of one of those full containers of cardboard that was ready to be burned. By the time he dumped the last container into the fire he realized where the torch was, which was just before he made a real quick retreat back to the house. Shoot i'm really going to miss that torch! /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

milkman · Dec 14, 2004

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KiotiJohn · Dec 14, 2004

( There's this guy real close that burns a lot of cardboard up on a hill in our neighborhood in a wire cage enclosure to contain the burning. )
Yep, real dumb. About as dumb as the guy who was working in my woods today digging out trees. It seems he didn't move his new magnetic flood light before getting into the trees and then found it on the ground smashed to pieces later.
The mangled, dangling wires were still on the tractor.
Then he managed to lose the spanner tool for his brand new 24" bar Husky chainsaw because he stuck it in the fold of his chainsaw chaps for "just a moment" until it could be put somewhere else. I think it's well under some dirt now. I would have offered to help him find it, but he was yelling and cursing himself too loudly, so I kept my mouth shut. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif John

keeney · Dec 15, 2004

One of the stupid guys working on my house this past week left a dangerous tool where my 2-year-old daughter could reach it.

She proceeded to imitate the worker by hammering on some of the walls and a portion of the hardwood floor with the sharp edge of the crescent wrench.

- Rick

DocHeb · Dec 15, 2004

Try saturating the wood dents with water, then steam the wood with a very hot iron over a damp rag. The steam causes the damaged wood to swell, filling the dent.