Ever had an Area Variance DENIED?

[DocHeb]

Oh - those are drinks? I thought they were Big-Time Wrestling moves. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[dholly]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( I thought there were rules on this forum about profanity and pornography, now we're hearing about spread, backspread, naked, strangle, straddle, swap...what's this world coming to?

And, no, my mind's NOT in the gutter. I'm too old for that sort of thing. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif )</font>

Oh come now Don, EVERYBODY knows Wednsday is 'hump day'! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[bgott]

"Yes, people exhibit their ignorance every single day without causing harm to others and, frankly, I don't feel it makes a lot of sense to hold it against them. Do you know what a Diagonal TimeSpread, a Ratio BackSpread, a Naked Butterfly Strangle or a Straddle Swap is and how to calculate their deltas? Hey, I wouldn't hold it against you if you didn't. Besides being impractical, nobody likes a know-it-all!"

It would be really unpractical for me to learn how to do that. Options trading is way out of my league. Now, if you know how to calculate how deep to bury coffee cans in the back yard to get them out of the range of a metal detector I might be able to use that! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[Wannafish]

I in no way intended to depict you as being anything other than unaware. I'm sorry if you took it that way. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

And, as the judge told me one day..."Ignorance of the law is no excuse". /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[dholly]

Good news! I received a letter from the town clerk today bearing the ZBA's stamp of approval, so it looks like I get to put this little mini-saga to bed with a smile on my face! Figure I better go over and buy that building permit first thing Monday morning... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[EddieWalker]

Great news!!!

Congratulations and good luck with the sale.

 

[dholly]

Thought y'all might get a Friday afternoon chuckle out of this... got a call from the building inspector today. After the variance was granted I got the required building permit, however, the code was changed a couple years back. Seems that railing spindles can be no more than every 3' o.c., vs. the 4" o.c. back when it was built. Of course, since the permit is being issued now, the 'new' code must be followed. Sooo... looks like another project this weekend, hope it doesn't rain. The never ending saga, lol?! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif