Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics)

[Midwesterner]

“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.” Steve Martin

 

[Industrial Toys]

Nothing Good Ever Lasts.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

"Every thing I enjoy is either Illegal, immoral or fattening."

I always liked the "Old Dog " viewpoint. If you can't eat it or screw it, p*ss on it...

 

[ovrszd]

That's the most honest opinion I've ever saw from you.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

That's the most honest opinion I've ever saw from you.

That's because, you only look... you never hear.

 

[MoKelly]

Here are a few-

My Mom always told us —- “if you can read, you can do anything”.

—- The chances are slim and none, and slim is on vacation.

—- Fair is a place where they give ribbons to pigs.

MoKelly

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Here are a few-

My Mom always told us —- “if you can read, you can do anything”.

—- The chances are slim and none, and slim is on vacation.

—- Fair is a place where they give ribbons to pigs.

MoKelly

:thumbsup:

 

[Frankenkubota]

Women are looking for a reason

Men are looking for a place

 

[Xfaxman]

It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't.

 

[Industrial Toys]

I don't know why I find this just a bit funny, considering the way the world is going.



I guess the next one that comes to mind is, "There is nothing new under the sun"