Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics)

[BravoXray]

Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

When I was in the trucking business, they always wanted it there yesterday because they had dropped the ball getting it made on time.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

When I was in the trucking business, they always wanted it there yesterday because they had dropped the ball getting it made on time.

HA! Isn't that the truth... I can't tell you how many projects we have had to build because "someone" chiseled a Grand Opening date in stone before they got their ducks in a row. I charge them up the yazoo for it as well...

 

[bcp]

"Just when you get your ducks in a row, along comes a duck shuffler."

Bruce

 

[ovrszd]

Why is it dogs and cats scratch themselves with their hind feet but would never use their front paws/claws as humans might for an itch?

Have you looked at a dog or a cat with that question in mind?

 

[Industrial Toys]

They can rub their face with their front paws, so why not also scratch their ears or chin?

 

[2LaneCruzer]

They can rub their face with their front paws, so why not also scratch their ears or chin?

That's your job. "Scratch a dog's ears, and you have a friend for life". Mark Twain

 

[ovrszd]

They can rub their face with their front paws, so why not also scratch their ears or chin?

It's okay that you absolutely don't get it.

 

[Industrial Toys]

I can't be expected to get everything.

 

[ovrszd]

I can't be expected to get everything.

The bar's not that high.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Every thing I enjoy is either Illegal, immoral or fattening."