Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics)

   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #71  
"The sooner, the quicker."
my grandpa

"If you break your leg, don't come runnin' to me!"
my dad
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #72  
Drove into the big city today to take my Mom to the Doctor. Had to think of Brooks on Shaw Shank.

"The World Went And got Itself Into a BIG DAMMM Hurry"
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #73  
"The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm" Dofasco Dan.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #74  
I put it somewhere else, but incase you didn't notice:

You can borrow my truck or my wife, but if you throw a rod in either one we'll have a problem.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #75  
One that made me very uncomfortable with my company, so I left (maybe intended result):


When your bi (sexual) everthing at the bar is fair game.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #76  
PERFECT is the Enemy of GOOD.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #77  
Oh God I love this. Just heard it on AVE. "The Covidiots". NEW FAV for sure.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #78  
I hope I can be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #79  
Even a dog can shake hands
or
Fast, cheap, right, pick two.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #80  
Why is it dogs and cats scratch themselves with their hind feet but would never use their front paws/claws as humans might for an itch?
 

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