Favorite Stupid Craigslist Experiences

[TomSeller]

I posted a 20 pound bottle of NOS on crags list, you know the Fury Road size, and not one minute after posting, my phone rings.

Ten minutes later the guy is giving me the cash.

The funniest thing i ever sold was a weenie pump. Here is the ebay text:

<p>Some men buy big houses, fancy cars, or big boats. Other men pop little blue or purple pills. But who needs pills or expensive material items when you've got your own weenie pump? Go ahead and expand your horizons with this Esteem ErecAid ***** pump, a doctor-prescribed, hand-operated erectile aid made by Osbon Medical Systems!</p>

<p><b>History</b></p>

<p>My mother and I were cleaning my father's work room several weeks ago. I had no sooner began and I opened up a box and found this weenie pump. I smiled and turned to my mother, showing the pump to her, asking as I did so if there was any more embarrassing items we'd find?</p>

<p>As it turns out, my father had been prescribed this hand operated ***** pump when he underwent a turp operation and he was sent home with it from the hospital.</p>

<p>Anyway, the pump was never used and my dad put it in a box in his work room. The pump is new and comes in a convenient zippered carrying case with accessories as well as an instructional video for its use.</p>

<p>I'll ship the pump in a plain box.</p>

***** pump erectile dysfunction vacuum operated

Apple don't fall far from the tree.

 

[Taylortractornut]

I just sold a set of track rails with turned bushings and pads on cl. Had 3 guys that were experts lol. One guy that wanted them was mad that I wouldn't install them free. One brought his buddy over that was an expert on all things dozer. He babbled an hour about why they were taken off. I explained that my dozer at work needed new bottom rollers and we do a whole undercarriage at that point. His expert told me that the bushings needed turned that my ad was incorrect. I looked at the man that was buying them and told him he was looking at the rail upside down. He gave me asking price and paid to have me install them.

 

[Jstpssng]

I just sold a set of track rails with turned bushings and pads on cl. Had 3 guys that were experts lol. One guy that wanted them was mad that I wouldn't install them free. One brought his buddy over that was an expert on all things dozer. He babbled an hour about why they were taken off. I explained that my dozer at work needed new bottom rollers and we do a whole undercarriage at that point. His expert told me that the bushings needed turned that my ad was incorrect. I looked at the man that was buying them and told him he was looking at the rail upside down. He gave me asking price and paid to have me install them.

It sounds like a WISE buyer.