From a man's point of view...

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I can't wait to show this at coffee with my Swamp Yankee friends!!

PTRich
 
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Dang it I showed the list to my girlfriend and I ended up doing the dishes. Oh well my hands were all grease anyhow. She said if I didn't do them they would still be sitting there in the morning.

What would we do without these little ladies and their form of humor in our lives?

DrDan
 
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A smart man will always have the last words.

These words are usually "YES DEAR"
 
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Got another one;

WOMAN DRIVERS (are a hazard to traffic!!!)

Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dang makeup!!!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!

DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff
 
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What do you think of this !!

[it was 'clipped' from our local Daily "West Australian" NewsPaper]

: I do not fully agree with T.Kelly (Letter, 6/1)
who would advise a Japanese car manufacturer
designing a car for women, to dispense with
speedometer, indicators and rear-view mirrors as a
cost-saving measure because they would be rarely used.
How presumptuous. I find my rear-view mirror
indispensable when applying my lipstick.

Maria. Vinci, Dianella WA


Regards

Chris
 
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Definitions

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
Male........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
one's partner.
Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend
with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out
with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and
ends with sex

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement male
bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we
end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels
every 5 minutes
 
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Subject: A night to remember


A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him
sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He
appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as
he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room. Why
are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his
coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were
only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband paused.
The words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car
making love?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a
chair beside him.

The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to
jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from
his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".
 

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