scruffy
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Now that last post reminds me of the (normal in my family) as a worthless thing being "Worthless as **** on a boar hog".
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s1120
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How about "slicker than deer guts on a door knob"
jimmoore
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"as serious as a tick in a dogs ear"
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That Shaker settlement would be just south of Lebanon NH. Can't remember the name of the town, but can look it up if it's important to you.
Pete
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Alan L.
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"Dumb as a post"
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Alan L., TX
AndyR
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Peeper season can be a bit trying - though it seems that some of them are crazy enough to buy your leaves! (Hmmm - just set up a "rake your own stand"). Strange but true. Fortunately we don't get as many New Yakkers as Pete does over in VT.
Here's a few sayings to add to the collection:
"Better then a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."
"I resemble that remark."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
"PEBCACK" [Problem Exisits Between Chair And Keyboard]
"PEBSAS" [Problem Exists Between Seat And Steering] (tractor equivalent)
and for the cerebrally challenged:
"Missing a few bits"
"Not firing on all cylinders"
"Shallow end of the gene pool"
Latest thing I've come across expresses general discontent with whomever ended up in the Whitehouse; "Resident" instead of President (seeing as neither one seemed of Presidental quality).
Andy in NH
Here's a few sayings to add to the collection:
"Better then a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."
"I resemble that remark."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
"PEBCACK" [Problem Exisits Between Chair And Keyboard]
"PEBSAS" [Problem Exists Between Seat And Steering] (tractor equivalent)
and for the cerebrally challenged:
"Missing a few bits"
"Not firing on all cylinders"
"Shallow end of the gene pool"
Latest thing I've come across expresses general discontent with whomever ended up in the Whitehouse; "Resident" instead of President (seeing as neither one seemed of Presidental quality).
Andy in NH
Snell
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One I had not heard until I lived in Texas was:
"even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while" in other words... you just got lucky /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif
"even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while" in other words... you just got lucky /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif
scruffy
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How bout 'Playing with a short deck' or 'Few cards shy of a full deck'?
DaveNH
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How about
"His oil ain't touching his dipstick."
"Not the sharpest tool in the shed."
"Ain't got the brains God gave a goose."
"Ain't got the brains to tan his own hide."
We're all in this together! (3)
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"His oil ain't touching his dipstick."
"Not the sharpest tool in the shed."
"Ain't got the brains God gave a goose."
"Ain't got the brains to tan his own hide."
We're all in this together! (3)
Executive Yuppie Tractor Owner
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She's so cheap a couple of nickles in her pocket would become a dime out of sheer boredom.
"Back to the grind" takes on a special meaning when you work for Green Mountain Coffee!
"Fight creeping fattitude" means going on a diet.
And from my navy days "Gotta pump the bilges" means you gotta take a leak.
"Touroid" is a generic tourist of unknown origin
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"Back to the grind" takes on a special meaning when you work for Green Mountain Coffee!
"Fight creeping fattitude" means going on a diet.
And from my navy days "Gotta pump the bilges" means you gotta take a leak.
"Touroid" is a generic tourist of unknown origin
Pete
www.GatewayToVermont.com