Good Joke

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MossRoad

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A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m sorry, but your dog has passed away.”
“What?” screamed the man. “How can you tell?
You haven’t done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!”
With that, the vet turned and left the room.
In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever when right to work, sniffing the poor dog on the table and checking him out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said “WOOF”.
The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who walked around the poor dog several times and then sadly shook his head and said, “MEOW.”
He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room. The veterinarian said, “There’s nothing more I can do” and handed the man a bill for $600.
The dog’s owner went postal. “$600!
Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!”
The vet shook his head sadly and explained. “If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan.....”
 
   / Good Joke #2  
A dead dog! What can be funny about that? On the other hand, this could have been a funny cat story.
Jerry
 
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David...

That's too funny... /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

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MossRoad
Good joke!
Here is some more food for thought, although after second thought it may not be so funny.

30 Years Difference

1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair

1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1972: KEG
2002: EKG

1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux

1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm

1972: Growing pot
2002: Growing pot belly

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1972: Seeds and stems
2002: Roughage

1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
2002: Popping joints

1972: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer

1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM

1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian

1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint

1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones

1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office

1972: Screw the system
2002: Upgrade the system

1972: Disco
2002: Costco

1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1972: Taking acid
2002: Taking antacid

1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test

1972: Whatever
2002: Depends

/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif Randy
 
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/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif cute /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif
 
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Randy,
That was an eye opener..30 years oh has the time change,or maybe I have change in time. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
 
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You know fellers, everyone of the items I can relate to. AM I getting old or what/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif. Well the alternative can be worse/w3tcompact/icons/frown.gif.

Randy
 

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