Got any great Coyote names? (Besides Wile E.)

[MossflowerWoods]

OK, I've ordered my Kioti it arrives Tuesday (I hope) just in time to cleanup the mess from Irene (I hope and pray this does NOT happen).

It needs a name, and Wile E. is taken.

Are Tractor's given girl names or boy names or???

So some of you here MUST have looked for a good name for your Kioti, so please share!

Thanks in advance & Be Well.

David

 

[jimmyj]

Ha ha ha

Been there......

http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/owning-operating/142429-name-my-tractor.html

 

[MossflowerWoods]

PRICELESS!

I'm reading...

 

[20 20]

well the only good "coyote" is a dead one

 

[MossflowerWoods]

well the only good "coyote" is a dead one

Agreed sir!

I've thought of "Varmint" as a name...

Also Kim Chi, Acme, and DoorHindge (nothing rhymes with Orange)...

Varmint or Acme are my favorites... If I start a business I could name it "Acme Agricultural"...

David

 

[Coyote machine]

Since Coyote Machine is already taken, yeah baby!:thumbsup:
How 'bout: not a lemon ?

 

[MossflowerWoods]

How 'bout: not a lemon ?

CM,

Like...
Not a Lemon but an Orange http://instantrimshot.com ?

Pretty funny but NO...

How about
Dragon Breath
The Flame
The Flash
(tractor) Widow Maker
Dig Dug

I'm thinking (that is the noise you hear)...

David

 

[Egon]

Well, Farmer Brown had "Old man Coyote" hanging around his henhouse.

 

[Chef Pa]

kojote is German for coyote... just a thought

Greg

 

[MossflowerWoods]

Well, Farmer Brown had "Old man Coyote" hanging around his henhouse.

Egon,
The funny thing you don't know is the big metal shed I plan to park the tractor in is currently the roosting spot for my 10 guinea fowl that free range my property during the day. I have 19 more keets jointing them as soon as the hurricane passes.

So the "barn" is currently a "hen house".

I'm moving them to a funky woodshed the prior owner built after the tractor arrives so I can clear the junk out of it...

Pretty Funny!
David

 

[jbooth]

How about Canis Latrans. That is the coyote latin name. That was what me and another redneck buddy called them when we used to hunt them a lot. I guess you could shorten it and use either end of the name.

 

[blueriver]

Kioti ... kinda sounds like "Oti" so I say call your tractor "Otis"

 

[JayC]

Are Tractor's given girl names or boy names or???

Well, I guess that depends. I consider tractors boys if they have a mid-PTO and girls if they don't. :laughing:

 

[MossflowerWoods]

Well, I guess that depends. I consider tractors boys if they have a mid-PTO and girls if they don't. :laughing:

JayC,

But almost all the BIG tractors the dealer does not install the mid PTO (at least around here in VA).

So all the smaller tractors are boys and all the BIG ones girls?

Hmmm...

Mine does not have the mid PTO option installed.

David

 

[bullbreaker]

Took some danceing lessons :thumbsup: from a gal that worked at " KIOTI UGLY'S"
does that count ?



Boone

 

[gkh7890]

My wife named our tractor......"The Mistress"......cause I spend more time with the tractor than with her?:laughing:

 

[Chef Pa]

My wife named our tractor......"The Mistress"......cause I spend more time with the tractor than with her?:laughing:

:thumbsup: Lol... I think my tractor's sexy...

But only if she doesn't have a mid pto...

 

[MossflowerWoods]

How about...

Honeydew (Only if it was Green)

Hmmm...

 

[o2batsea]

Quagmire.

 

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