Groan 3; the Sequel

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   / Groan 3; the Sequel #421  
When I got older I actually had this conversation with my father referring to a creepy room at my grandparents house that had the only
entry to an attic I refused to go in.

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   / Groan 3; the Sequel #429  
Little Johnny came home from school and his mother asked "what did you learn today? ". "We learnt to write" he said. "What did you write?" enquired his mother.
"I dunno" says Johnny, "they haven't taught us to read yet."
 
   / Groan 3; the Sequel #430  
Picked up a regular in my cab at closing time. Normally we would beep the horn and they would stumble out, 85 cents, no tip.

On this occasion the bar tender came out and waved me in......I figured I'd have to carry the guy and hope he doesn't vomit on me or worse....yes, it can always get worse.

The guy is sitting at the bar with a couple friends. He tried to swallow a fish hook on a bet and it was lodged in his throat.

He was croaking like Kermit!

I had to take him to emergency room. No $ and a PITA. The hospital
wanted me to stay with the guy........nope.
 
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