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[Xfaxman]

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Have you heard about:

(a) The plastic surgeon who hung himself?

(b) The constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil.

(c) The agnostic, dyslectic, insomniac who stayed up all night contemplating the existence of dog?

 

[/pine]

The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

 

[/pine]

A termite walks into a bar

and asks, is the bar tender here?

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..

 

[Xfaxman]

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!

 

[Diggin It]

They're all full of quarks.

 

[/pine]

I was going to post a chemistry joke about inert gasses but all the good ones argon....

 

[Jim Shooz]

My neighbour with the big **** has been walking about topless in the garden all day.

Just wish his wife would do the same.

 

[Jim Shooz]

Finally I went for a stroll this morning and saw a man carrying an item of sports equipment. I asked him "Are you a pole vaulter?" He said "No I'm German, and how did you know my name is Walter?"