How can a rifle smell like cigarettes?

   / How can a rifle smell like cigarettes?
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#41  
Pretty vain on your part I'd say.
Why? I don't like cigarettes. Given that, why would I want to try to spend time with somebody who smokes regularly?

Maybe I should qualify that, but I won't... :D She is somebody I would otherwise have wanted to spend time with, for more than a fling.
 
   / How can a rifle smell like cigarettes? #42  
I used to work with a guy who smoked 3 packs a day, and that was him literally smoking like all the time. 6 packs, wow that's double fisting dedication!
This guy was a true Chain smoker, would start his next cig off of the one he just finished and did that all day long. in three years I never saw him without smoke coming from him.
He died an early, painful death. Lung Cancer. He was a very nice guy willing to help anyone out, and was an excellent welding instructor/ welder.
One of those guys you miss after thier gone.
 
   / How can a rifle smell like cigarettes? #43  
If I have to stop for the light in the left turn lane, headed south at the bottom of the overpass at 3rd street and Pike street in Goshen, the street next to my truck is usually littered with dozens and dozens of cigarette butts. Pisses me off every time I see it.
I know the intersection. Will look next time I'm over there. Ashtray dumps aren't as common anymore, but I can recall it many times, sitting at an intersection and seeing the driver's door open and ash tray dumped on the street.
 
   / How can a rifle smell like cigarettes? #44  
Very true. And they carry the stench wherever they go. A woman I was interested in a few years who manages a convenience store I frequent. One day she wanted to show me the scent of the hand sanitizer they were selling, so she put a little on her hand and held it out to me. All that I could smell was the cigarettes... I very quickly lost interest in her.
I dated a girl in high school that smoked. Kissing her tasted like kissing an ashtray. A tall, blonde, beautiful ashtray with blue eyes. Funny what one can tolerate when you're young. (she probably had some complaints about me, as well) ;)
 
   / How can a rifle smell like cigarettes? #45  
Pretty vain on your part I'd say.
Hey, it's the truth. Heavy smokers smell like smoke and taste like smoke. Their hair, their breath, their lips, their clothes, everything. It's a huge turnoff once the hormones lose out to reality.
 
   / How can a rifle smell like cigarettes? #46  
I smoked Half & Half cigarettes for a couple of months, chewed Red Man and Beechnut for a year or two and finally Skoal for another 30 years, or so. Never once did I ever have the urge to chew on a cigar butt!

Let’s not dwell on it too much, like Freud said: “Sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar.”
 
   / How can a rifle smell like cigarettes? #47  
Tobacco and squirrels are both harmless, until you put it in your mouth and set it on fire.

Bruce
 
   / How can a rifle smell like cigarettes? #50  
Reminds me of a trip to the Atlantic City Boardwalk. It was covered in about three layers of chewing gum per square inch. It was even stuck to the handrails. I couldn't keep it out of my head and left that dirty, stinking place quick. I guess it was all blown down a few years later by a storm. I wonder what it looks like now.
 

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