I do believe that the moon suns and stars align sometimes and you best just stay in bed.
One morning I was trying to start a log splitter, priming the carb, it burst in flames singed my hair and eyebrows.
Was pissed off, hauled the log splitter to get fixed (I never pay to get work done like that)
Came home, cast a line in my pond, settled down with a beer, my daughter starts screaming =Dad come quick.
My ford 8n tractor rolled into my wife's car taking out her front fender.
Now I'm really pissed, went down to the pond to get my pole and call it a day-It was gone! Caught a big catfish I guess and he pulled the pole and reel into the drink.
All this happened in a matter of a few hours.