Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK?

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Just a little trivia here. Who calls 'em grease zerks and who calls them grease zerts? And why?
 
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Zerk, cause that's the inventor's name.

From:
Oscar Ulysses Zerk (Oskar Zerkowitz) (1878 - 1968) - Genealogy

"Oskar Zerkowitz emigrated to the United States and changed his name to "Oscar Ulysses Zerk". He was also known as "Oscar V. Zerk". He became a world-famous inventor and one of his most prominent creations was a grease fitting known as "the zerk". This was a lubrication system which became the basis for those used on nearly every car, truck, plane, and other mechanized vehicle. At the time of his death in 1968, it was estimated that 20 billion of these fittings had been manufactured."

Bruce
 
   / Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK? #3  
And the air stem on your brush hog is a shreader Schraeder valve. If you run water driven equipment its hydrolic and if its petrol based, its hydraulic. Likewise for wheel barrel, Febuary, Chevalet and nucular bombs.

Try to remember this when you are entering your personal PIN number at the automatic teller ATM machine. Make a copy of it into an Adobe PDF file.
 
   / Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK? #4  
I asked a similar question on TBN about the same topic, only mine was regarding Political Correctness as I'd only ever referred to them as a Grease Nipple. This was the only place that I'd heard the term 'zerk'.

Quite often a ball point pen is called a 'biro'... in reference to the inventors name.
 
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When I was a little kid our relatives from Oklahoma visited. My Aunt said Richard will you go out to the car and get my bag out of the turtle? I had no idea what she was talking about........ :)

I'm sure Wagtail can leave us all in the dust with his slang. :D

If he'd come visit I'd take him a ride in my old Jeep. We'd even peel out on the highway.
 
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When I was a little kid our relatives from Oklahoma visited. My Aunt said Richard will you go out to the car and get my bag out of the turtle? I had no idea what she was talking about........ :)

I'm sure Wagtail can leave us all in the dust with his slang. :D

If he'd come visit I'd take him a ride in my old Jeep. We'd even peel out on the highway.

I'd love to go for a hoon in your paddock basher. :thumbsup:
 
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My grandfather called 'em Alemites, and I call them alemites.

Zerk sold out early, He doesn't deserve the fame.
 
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One of the definitions of "zert" in the above dictionary:
zert
persian or farsi word for fart
"zert with the wind"
"fart with the wind"


How crude. :(

The appropriate term in polite society is "backdoor breeze."

Sincerely,
Emily Post (deceased)

emily-post-1.jpg
 
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I only ever heard them called 'grease nipples/fittings'. Zerk is a new one on me, heard first on TBN.
 
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I only ever heard them called 'grease nipples/fittings'. Zerk is a new one on me, heard first on TBN.

Yeah, I know. Same here. Seeing as the majority of TBN members are from the USA, it's somewhat of a colloquialism. (Pssst... don't get them started on what a biscuit is, they think it's a "cookie"; not a scone. :laughing:)
 
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Yeah, I know. Same here. Seeing as the majority of TBN members are from the USA, it's somewhat of a colloquialism. (Pssst... don't get them started on what a biscuit is, they think it's a "cookie"; not a scone. :laughing:)

My Brit D-I-L calls a biscuit a scone.
 
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Zerk. People who call them zerts or even certs are just ignorant. Note ignorant means "lacking knowledge, information, or awareness about something in particular." I didn't say they were dumb or stupid they just don't know any better.
 
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Always just been "grease fitting" to me. I learned "zerk" on here, too.
 

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