Just For Fun

[JimM]

Did you hear about the new tractor owner who spent 7 straight weekends working with his new tractor? He went to his priest and told him of the reason for his absence at churchand asked him for forgiveness. The priest told him to get 7 lemons and squeeze the juice into a glass and drink quickly. Will this forgive me of my sin the man asked. "No" replied the priest "but it should take that silly grin off your face"