Bird, It ain't lightening but you might enjoy this, given your practical nature. While in the USAF, an old (ancient) Chief master sgt.(started out in the US Army Air CORPS - even older than the guys in the USAF who started out in brown shoes) wanted to do something nice for the fellas workin' 'round 'lectricity an' such so he ordered everyone in the section electrical safety shoes with steel inserts in the toes. Now this was a training devices branch with RADAR circuitry (over 25 thousand volts - check rated by "Consumer Reports" as lethal first time every time) and other lesser voltages (my flight sim had some B+ as high as 500 volts which wasn't fun to "get into." Came the big day, it was almost like Christmas when he handed out a pair of them to everyone there, officer and enlisted. I took mine back to my desk to try them on to see how they fit when a small piece of paper in one shoe caught my eye. Being a nitnoid detail kinda guy, I had to read it. It was the notice that the shoes had to be tested every 6 months for conductivity. Another tag in the shoe was a manufacturer's blurb about applications of these shoes, things like spray booths, coal mines, grain elevators, and other explosive atmospheres where shoes like this (electrical safety shoes) would keep you safe by grounding you, i.e. shorting you to ground so as not to build up static electricity and cause a spark.
A pair of those and a lightening rod in your hat and you are all set.
Patrick
A pair of those and a lightening rod in your hat and you are all set.
Patrick