I admit it, I've been a lurker more then a contributor.
TBN 12 step program -
1. We admitted we were powerless over the pull of TBN, that our lives had become unmanageable with out our daily visits.
2. We came to believe that horse power greater than our own could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of the tractor god as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our attachments.
5. Admitted to the tractor god, to ourselves, and to another member of TBN being the exact nature of our limits.
6. We're entirely ready to have a welder and spray paint remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked our wives for more money to remove our shortcomings (Honey I really, really need that backhoe, just look at all the things 'you' can do with it).
8. Made a list of all the things we have forgotten to take care of, and became willing to make amends for them all. (honest honey I promise I will redo your garden in the spring)
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. (Safety 1st!)
10. Continued to take inventory of our knowledge and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. (all advice posted is to be taken as opinion and not fact

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11. Sought through sprayer and tillage to improve our conscious contact with dirt and earth as we understood, praying only for knowledge and horse power and enough diesel fuel to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to tractor-holics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Ok...I'll go back to lurking now.
