Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel

[Marveltone]

This just goes to show that ceramic squirrels are dangerous and need to be controlled through adequate legislation to include background checks and limits on high capacity squirrels.

Leave the anti-squirrel lobbyists alone. They know what's better for you than you do. Why does anyone need a ceramic squirrel anyway? A plaster hamster is just as useful without the dangerous extended tail. Think of the alcoholics!

Joe

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Huh, up here in Virginia, we make our own. Who would have thunk it... store bought beer.

 

[Marveltone]

Huh, up here in Virginia, we make our own. Who would have thunk it... store bought beer.

Store bought... just like you make at home, only twice as expensive and half as good! :drink:

Joe

 

[smstonypoint]

This just goes to show that ceramic squirrels are dangerous and need to be controlled through adequate legislation to include background checks and limits on high capacity squirrels.

Exactly!!!!!!

Here's photographic evidence of the dangers of failing to limit firearm ownership by ceramic squirrels.



Steve

 

[RobertBrown]

Clearly the documentation is of the dangers of keeping monuments to arboreal rodents....leads to alcoholism and violence....not to mention indifference, as no one has inquired as to welfare of the porcelain Sciuridae.

 

[smstonypoint]

Clearly the documentation is of the dangers of keeping monuments to arboreal rodents....leads to alcoholism and violence....not to mention indifference, as no one has inquired as to welfare of the porcelain Sciuridae.

Well done, sir, well done!!!!

Steve

 

[k0ua]

Clearly the documentation is of the dangers of keeping monuments to arboreal rodents....leads to alcoholism and violence....not to mention indifference, as no one has inquired as to welfare of the porcelain Sciuridae.

Au' contraire, I so did express condolences about the bushy tailed rat.. see post 2.

 

[jerrybob]

What do you call a squirrel with no nuts? A female Squirrel.

 

[Coyote machine]

What do you call a squirrel covered in some guys blood?

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A 'forgot the beer again, eh?ullinghair::beaver:, deterrent!

 

[Gunny]

I think a lot depends on her prior voting habits. Is she a liberal or conservative? Or should we be discussing the squirrel at this point?