Math Problem - How many Cans ??

[ovrszd]

Around here al you would need to do is walk along my road
I think every frikken drunk driver drives down my road to throw out their cans

:smiley_aafz:

I mow 1 5/8 mile of public roadway. My cruisers are very considerate and it's rare to find a can. I mostly find McDonald's packaging or Energy Drink cans thrown out by the teenage crowd that haven't been taught respect. My drunk drivers are very respectful.

 

[lilranch2001]

I wish Hoosiers were....
I mow about 1300 foot of roadway and any week I can pick up between 4-12 cans

 

[lilranch2001]

As a matter of fact I am trying to figure out how to mount an "old persons picker upper tool" to the eXmark so I don't have to stop all the time, get off the mower and pick them up

 

[Looking4new]

I think your liver is gonna be pickled long before you get the 2 grad downstroke for the pickup.
15 grams to the empty, 28.35 grams in an ounce, 16 oz in a pound and you only get $0.45/pound?

 

[lilranch2001]

I don't know, I just had a chat with my neighbor, and in 30 minutes he downed a 6 pack of Detroit River Water (Strohs)
He can drink more beer in a day than anyone I have ever met
He can easily kill 60-80 beers on a weekend....
:drink:

 

[murphy1244]

I don't know, I just had a chat with my neighbor, and in 30 minutes he downed a 6 pack of Detroit River Water (Strohs)
He can drink more beer in a day than anyone I have ever met
He can easily kill 60-80 beers on a weekend....
:drink:

That is a lot of Beer! My best was 15 in a night.

 

[ovrszd]

That is a lot of Beer! My best was 15 in a night.

That you remember.

 

[lilranch2001]

I have always been a lightweight
304 beers is fine with me

 

[4570Man]

I think you should save all the money you were going to spend on the contents of the cans, and then you could afford the whole truck.

 

[DT86]

My drunk drivers are very respectful.

You know the difference between a redneck and a good ol' boy???

A good ol' boy tosses his empties over the cab into the truck bed.

 

[fordmantpw]

That is a lot of Beer! My best was 15 in a night.

Best I did was one and a half. I was starting to get dizzy after the second half of my wife's. I knew I shouldn't have been drinking on an empty stomach!

PS...I'm serious...I'm not a big drinker.

 

[turnkey4099]

1 Dry empty Beer can weighs 15 Kilograms.

How many cans at .45c a pound will it take to get a $2000 down payment on a newer pick up????

Will I kill my liver first or just die of old age ??

At 15kg per can it won't take all that many beers to have your downpayment.

Harry K

 

[Looking4new]

When I was drinking, 60-80 beers was a good start. I look back on those daze now and wonder how much money I would have if I had invested it instead of drinking and smoking it.

 

[crash325]

As most of you know. Beer is not just for breakfast.
& Its always 5 o'clock some where.
TV commercial. Beer is good food.

At my age there are just a few things that I enjoy. Beer, watching the birds eat, & taking my girl dogs for truck rides.

I drink from zero too about 9 beers a day. Drink is not thie right word, sip is more like it. So slow it sometimes get warm before I finish.
Average 150 beers a month.

 

[Ford850]

If you take your beer to the dealer to drink with him, you might get a better deal and need fewer cans.

 

[ovrszd]

As most of you know. Beer is not just for breakfast.
& Its always 5 o'clock some where.
TV commercial. Beer is good food.

At my age there are just a few things that I enjoy. Beer, watching the birds eat, & taking my girl dogs for truck rides.

I drink from zero too about 9 beers a day. Drink is not thie right word, sip is more like it. So slow it sometimes get warm before I finish.
Average 150 beers a month.

You are a bit above me in the consumption rate. I always use a good foam coolie. Some of my best moments are sitting in the timber sipping a Beer and watching Willard scout for squirrels and rabbits.

 

[turnkey4099]

As a matter of fact I am trying to figure out how to mount an "old persons picker upper tool" to the eXmark so I don't have to stop all the time, get off the mower and pick them up

I do to but I need that picker upper tool for my dog. He doesn't go out of the house without a toy in his mouth...but never brings them back, notunusual to make a tour and come back with 5-8 toys. As for trahs on the roads, my driveway seems to be a target. Pick up some sort of trash layingin it almost every week. Many years ago I saw a van stop in the drive, passenger door opened and a ?lady? carefully bent over and set a fast food bag full of leavings right in the middle of the drive.

 

[crash325]

Well I stocked up yesterday.
5, 30, Packs.
A couple of guys made comments about coming to the party.
I told them, it was enough for today. But didn't know what I would drink tomorrow. :licking:

 

[ovrszd]

Well I stocked up yesterday.
5, 30, Packs.
A couple of guys made comments about coming to the party.
I told them, it was enough for today. But didn't know what I would drink tomorrow. :licking:

I drive by the Gas Station where I buy Beer when going to the farm. They have a large walk-in cooler just inside the door. When I walk in and head for the check out counter they ring me up and dig out the change. By the time I get there I hand them a $20, they hand me .15 cents change. We exchange a couple pleasantries and I swing by the walk in on my way out to gather up a 30 pack. Love my simple life.