Memorable Movie Mumblings

[Diggin It]

"Comrades, if a fox stole your chickens, would you slaughter your pig because he saw the fox?"

- Colonel Strelnikov (William Smith) Red Dawn [the only one].

 

[masscity]

Every which way, but loose. Outsmarted by a ***dam* monkey. 13 ribs my a**. Leave a poor defenseless woman alone.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Carson City Marshal Walter Thibido: "The day they lay you away, what I'll do on your grave won't pass for flowers." The Shootist

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Joey:
Was that him, Shane? Was that Wilson?

Shane:
That was Wilson, alright, and he was fast, fast on the draw.

 

[/pine]

Was going to post this in the virus thread but I don't want stir up the whiners

Monty Python and Holy Grail, bring out the dead - YouTube

Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [Hits gong]
Large Man: Here's one.
Dead Collector: Ninepence.
Dead Body: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: What?
Large Man: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Dead Body: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man: Yes he is.
Dead Body: I'm not!
Dead Collector: He isn't!
Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Dead Body: I'm getting betta!
Large Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulation!
Dead Body: I don't want to go on the cart!
Large Man: Oh, don't be such a baby!
Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Dead Body: I feel fine!
Large Man: Who's that then?
Dead Collector: I dunno. Must be a king.
Large Man: Why?
Dead Collector: He hasn't got **** all over him

 

[Diggin It]

'Rest in pieces!'

Cudda swore it was from 'Ford Fairlane' with Andrew Dice Clay, but I can't verify it.

 

[/pine]

Dr. Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

 

[k0ua]

'Rest in pieces!'

Cudda swore it was from 'Ford Fairlane' with Andrew Dice Clay, but I can't verify it.

Maybe you were thinking of this old movie?

 

[/pine]

"...I want you to hold it between your knees..."

Five Easy Pieces with Jack Nicholson in 'Side Order of Toast' - YouTube

 

[Jstpssng]

This wasn't from a movie, it was from the '80s TV series "Simon and Simon". The two brothers had gotten their butts kicked (again) and tossed into a dumpster. Two bums were rummaging through the junk covered alley and one of them opens the dumpster lid. "Hey JOE" he said. "Look, somebody threw out two perfectly good white guys!".