Murphy's Laws of Tractors
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AWSubie
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You are working in the woods clearing an area. You place your chainsaw in a spot that you can’t possibly forget about. After about five minutes of loader work you get off the tractor to grab your chainsaw and find that you backed over it.
Thomas
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Don't wash or wax tractor seat.
dannoGT
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You will also drop the linchpin in the only pile of horse / cow / goat / llama / sheep manure in the entire yard!
Smokeydog
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Your favorite clean shirt and pants are the best moly grease magnets.
Avenger
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When your tractor breaks down, it will always be in the most inaccessible, rough, nasty terrain there is.
Industrial Toys
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It will always not start with the loader and implements on the ground.
murphy1244
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There are 2 kinds of people that own tractors. Those that are stuck and those that are looking for a place to get stuck. Murphy was a optimist.
DieselBound
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Your AC will fail on the hottest day.
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Bullwinkle123
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Despite the fact that the tractor exists to pull things, you will climb into the seat and forget about what you are pulling, damaging the floor/walls/trees or whatever is near by to the thing attached to the rear.