Murphy's Laws of Tractors

[ptsg]

Even with the tiniest distraction, a linchpin will catch your finger and will probably choose a sore one too.

 

[AWSubie]

You are working in the woods clearing an area. You place your chainsaw in a spot that you can’t possibly forget about. After about five minutes of loader work you get off the tractor to grab your chainsaw and find that you backed over it.

 

[Thomas]

Don't wash or wax tractor seat.

 

[dannoGT]

Even with the tiniest distraction, a linchpin will catch your finger and will probably choose a sore one too.

You will also drop the linchpin in the only pile of horse / cow / goat / llama / sheep manure in the entire yard!

 

[Smokeydog]

Your favorite clean shirt and pants are the best moly grease magnets.

 

[Avenger]

When your tractor breaks down, it will always be in the most inaccessible, rough, nasty terrain there is.

 

[Industrial Toys]

It will always not start with the loader and implements on the ground.

 

[murphy1244]

There are 2 kinds of people that own tractors. Those that are stuck and those that are looking for a place to get stuck. Murphy was a optimist.

 

[DieselBound]

Your AC will fail on the hottest day.

 

[Bullwinkle123]

Despite the fact that the tractor exists to pull things, you will climb into the seat and forget about what you are pulling, damaging the floor/walls/trees or whatever is near by to the thing attached to the rear.