Murphy's Laws of Tractors

[bearthebruce]

LOL -- we did that too a coupla years ago ... That's why the new building has a 10' tall door.

Wanna bet we find a way to catch the 10' tall door???

 

[UMR]

Wanna bet we find a way to catch the 10' tall door???

 

[DaveMueller]

HP Required for an implement = available HP + 10.

 

[TMGT]

Wanna bet we find a way to catch the 10' tall door???

Thats why I did a 14ft door! Still waiting to hit it somehow...........

 

[Avenger]

That really quick job you need to do, will take you all day.

 

[kenmbz]

At some point you will walk around the FEL and the corner will hit your shin.

 

[Bullwinkle123]

Every tractor owner needs a place to carry chain saws, shovels, and rakes. No tractor manufacturer will provide that space.

"Free with purchase, 7 rolls of duct tape."

 

[bearthebruce]

Thats why I did a 14ft door! Still waiting to hit it somehow...........

See boss! Told ya 10' ain't enough! hehe

Wait til that first time we have the bright idea to move something in the barn by lifting with the FEL... and me forgetting I have the bucket up near the door....

another for Murphy: Whatever height you think is high enough - add 2 more feet to the opening! Whatever width you think is wide enough, add 2 more feet and then big bollards to protect the jambs.

 

[JethroB]

Thats why I did a 14ft door! Still waiting to hit it somehow...........

A little related. Years ago my buddy is driving a rented motorhome on a company outing to go deep sea fishing. There is a dozen or so beer drinking/poker players riding in the back. They reach their destination and check into their hotel rooms. My buddy goes to move the motorhome and rips the A/C unit off on the hotels portico entrance. It seems the dozen guys weight was just enough on the suspension to clear it going into the hotel.

 

[Jim Nelson]

There is no such thing as "Just one more pass and it will be perfect".