Murphy's Laws of Tractors

   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #91  
Except, when it's not there at all.
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #92  
Murphy's Law is bad enough, but I really hate Cole's Law.
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #94  
The object you need in the tractor mounted tool box, will always be at the bottom.

Well that's true for ANY toolbox. :rolleyes:

Speaking of doing loader work, never fails when you're trying to manipulate something (say a rock) into/with it, you'll always have it in forward when you want reverse or vice versa.
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #95  
You are turned sidesways in the seat, looking back, studying and determining your rearward intended path. Braced for the little lurch. But your HST foot has other ideas of the plan.
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #96  
Now matter how well you plan for a task before you begin, something you really must have will always be back at the shed.
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #97  
Everything will take much more time than you originally thought. Especially if you have never done that task with your tractor. Like regrading and crowning a road.
 
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   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #98  
The three point lift arms will never be level, no matter what.
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #100  
A flail mower is the best scrap metal finder on the planet.
A rototiller is second best.
 

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