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You guys have moved the string more toward pets....um..namely about shaving cats...so...I'm gonna share a little story about trimming my dog's toenails. Well, we are budget minded folks... so my wife bought some clippers to use as we felt our 85 lbs. lab's nails were a little long. I read the package, and it being my first time clipping his nails, proceeded with caution. I took my buddy's paw in hand, with him watching with keen interest and a hint of mild alarm, but as any good pet, he trusted me. I slid the clippers onto one of his nails, prepared to squeeze the handles....and about that time he decided he did not care all that much about having show quality toenails....yes, he moved his paw just as I squeezed the clippers, the clippers slid WAY too far up his nail....and all of a sudden...my BEST FRIEND's BLOOD was squirting onto the carpet....and I mean alot of it. I freaked...trying to hold his paw up in the air and apply pressure to stop the bleeding....he was trying to lick the nail, all the while looking at me like I tried to kill him....so there I was in the middle of the living room...trying to hold his paw...blood all over the place...and about that time...my wife walks in from work. I'm about to cry....the dog is worried about his paw and by now is totally convinced that I tried to kill him, and my wife goes off like a bottle rocket over the carpet! After a few minutes she calmed down....ran into the bathroom and retrieved my stipic stick for shave cuts....applied it to his nail, which worked like a charm....immediately stopping the bleeding, and I'm sitting there with blood on me, shaking, and not too popular with either the dog or the wife. Yes, it did take a while for my dog to even let me pet him again, my wife got hardwood floors, and I learned to let professionals cut the dog's nails.
HILLBILLYMAN