ERNIEB
Platinum Member
I'm as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. The Texas Legislature is in session. So far the bills number over 1000, and include such pearls as these.
A bill which if passed would make it illegal for motorcyclists to ride in groups larger than three, and would require them to ride single file. When I consider all the wrongs in our society, this is one that has never occured to me. But I'm sure that on whatever planet the writer of this bill comes from, it is a big, big problem.
Another asks that a law be passed that would raise an assault on a sports offical from a class A misdemeaner, to a 3rd rate felony. Whats next? The garbage man? the meter reader? The next time the guy who pumps out your septic tank overcharges you, don't even think about punching him in the nose. It may be a felony.
Last but no way near being least is a bill that would recognize the Bison as being valuable commercially and as wildlife. (has this guy been here on TBN?) Just what we need, a law stating the obvious.
I have my own idea for a bill. A law that would require these guys to write and publish all their proposed bills while still campaigning. That way we would know before we voted what their "thinking" is. Sorry, but this really irks me.
Ernie
"It would be a waste of men to put our brave little band against thousands" James Bowie
A bill which if passed would make it illegal for motorcyclists to ride in groups larger than three, and would require them to ride single file. When I consider all the wrongs in our society, this is one that has never occured to me. But I'm sure that on whatever planet the writer of this bill comes from, it is a big, big problem.
Another asks that a law be passed that would raise an assault on a sports offical from a class A misdemeaner, to a 3rd rate felony. Whats next? The garbage man? the meter reader? The next time the guy who pumps out your septic tank overcharges you, don't even think about punching him in the nose. It may be a felony.
Last but no way near being least is a bill that would recognize the Bison as being valuable commercially and as wildlife. (has this guy been here on TBN?) Just what we need, a law stating the obvious.
I have my own idea for a bill. A law that would require these guys to write and publish all their proposed bills while still campaigning. That way we would know before we voted what their "thinking" is. Sorry, but this really irks me.
Ernie
"It would be a waste of men to put our brave little band against thousands" James Bowie