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[dmccarty]

I am frankly afraid to go back and read what I have written on this post. Wife says I have had totally inappropriate conversations with neighbors, friends, relatives, the past few days...

You were not inappropriate in our conversation...

You told me that you were sending me a million dollars in gold along with your tractor so I could offload the bullion....

Can you give me the tracking number so I can see where the shipment is and when I can expect delivery? I want to be home for the delivery. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Hope you feel better soon. :thumbsup:

Later,
Dan

 

[jerrybob]

Had to laugh out loud RSKY . With you not at you . I had a colonoscopy 12/29 and I guess I was quite the entertainer for a couple hours afterwards .

I had a colonoscopy a few months ago........the doctor went in so far he chipped a tooth.......ouch!

 

[k0ua]

I had a colonoscopy a few months ago........the doctor went in so far he chipped a tooth.......ouch!

Man, it seems like it some times. I remember "floating" in and out of consciousness, and being able to see the monitor some of the time.

Everyone seemed to be having a good time shoving things up my rear end but me.

 

[dmccarty]

You didn't say anything bad that I remember. When I had a colonoscopy a few years ago, the wife said I was "inappropriate" when I woke up from the anesthesia. I don't remember anything but absolute lucidity. She said I was somewhat incoherent even when we went out to eat at a restaurant. I don't remember any of that. Obviously these drugs have some interesting effects on some of us.

Unfortunately both of our kids have needed several surgeries when they were younger. Not fun but everything worked out. In the recovery room, as the kids came too, they were very combative and scared. Quite a bit of moaning, almost screaming and thrashing around. Other kids in the recovery room were doing the same thing. My guess was that the kids mental state before going under was being shown but amplified and unrestrained as the drugs work out of their systems. It was always disturbing to witness but after the first time we knew what to expect and that it would stop soon. Still not fun though.

Later,
Dan

 

[Luke'sScreenName]

The doctor chipped your tooth or his!? LOL

 

[dmccarty]

Man, it seems like it some times. I remember "floating" in and out of consciousness, and being able to see the monitor some of the time.

When I had my Wisdom teeth removed they knocked me out with an IV drug. I was sitting in the chair, they turned on the IV and had me count back from 10. I think I got to 7 and I was out....

For a while...

Somewhere in the middle of the procedure I started to wake up. My first realization was that my head was banging back and forth. :confused3::shocked: To say this was disturbing is an understatement. :laughing::laughing::laughing:...

So I opened my eyes and the doctor was IN THE CHAIR with me! :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

Has that got everyones attention?

He was straddling me in the chair and using a chisel and hammer to dig out one of the teeth. :shocked: This was causing my head to bounce back and forth in the head rest. :shocked::shocked:

Dear Doc noticed my eyes opened, he reached over, turned a lever and I went back to la la land. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Later,
Dan

 

[jerrybob]

The doctor chipped your tooth or his!? LOL

It was done here.....not I'm San Francisco.....must have been mine!:thumbsup:

 

[jerrybob]

When I had my Wisdom teeth removed they knocked me out with an IV drug. I was sitting in the chair, they turned on the IV and had me count back from 10. I think I got to 7 and I was out....

For a while...

Somewhere in the middle of the procedure I started to wake up. My first realization was that my head was banging back and forth. :confused3::shocked: To say this was disturbing is an understatement. :laughing::laughing::laughing:...

So I opened my eyes and the doctor was IN THE CHAIR with me! :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

Has that got everyones attention?

He was straddling me in the chair and using a chisel and hammer to dig out one of the teeth. :shocked: This was causing my head to bounce back and forth in the head rest. :shocked::shocked:

Dear Doc noticed my eyes opened, he reached over, turned a lever and I went back to la la land. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Later,
Dan

That is hysterical.......glad that didn't happen to me during my colonoscopy!:laughing:

 

[QRTRHRS]

I remember my first colonoscopy. About the same time I went out I heard a knock on the door. I guess it was a bunch of interns. I heard, "mind if we observe?". I thought to myself, sure, send in everyone, what do I care? That and all of a sudden it was 1967 again, lol!

 

[jerrybob]

I remember my first colonoscopy. About the same time I went out I heard a knock on the door. I guess it was a bunch of interns. I heard, "mind if we observe?". I thought to myself, sure, send in everyone, what do I care? That and all of a sudden it was 1967 again, lol!

My first time....a guy in a white coat came in....asked me to drop my pants and started probing around.....then he left. A few minute later the doctor walked in and asked...."What did the janitor want?":laughing: