John, I think Spike claimed the weed, he is standing on it, I daresay he may have 'marked' it too /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Pop down to the shop and get a can of tartan paint and yeh can paint him up to be a true scot /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Whats wrong with haggis, its just minced up sheep guts and undesirable parts of meat packed in a sheeps stomach, nothing wrong with it, goes down a treat with neeps and tatties /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Border collies are cool dogs, want one for myself maybe one day, as Bonehead says, I can train it to fetch beer when im too old and decrepit to go get one myself /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Actually it might be cheaper in the long run to get a wife, dogs arent exactly known for their cooking /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
I know a family that bought a golden retriever. We figured they got it to raise their families average IQ /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I think ive figured it out, Spike must be part Collie part something else. Im guessing part Collie part English, afterall you did say he was smart. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
He clearly also has strong views about tractors seeming as the wont get aboard the NH. Maybe you should buy a Kubota and a JD to see which one he will get on, therefore proving that one is the best (in the opinion of a weed growing, beer drinking, part scottish dog. I guess when you look at it like that it doesnt apper so convincing /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif)
Have fun, get Jan out there skiing, im sure she'll really enjoy it /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif