Pallets in fields

stuckmotor · Jan 19, 2014

smstonypoint said:
Sir, I was a matriculant at NC and Virginia schools.

Steve

PS -- I received a thesaurus for Christmas.

Well, come on and tell us the matriculist theory. We need to know all the possibilities.

stuckmotor · Jan 19, 2014

smstonypoint said:
Sir, I was a matriculant at NC and Virginia schools.

Steve

PS -- I received a thesaurus for Christmas.

You should probably keep that thesaurus penned up so you won't have problems with Animal Control.

smstonypoint · Jan 19, 2014

RobertBrown said:
EXCELLENT!!!
The giant alien squirrel faction is gettng some legs........I KNEW THOSE DAM ALIENS WERE BEHIND THIS!
Things are not what they seem....trust no one............

Earthen or concrete?

Steve

RichZ · Jan 19, 2014

OMG!!! Aliens building dams!!!! We have to inform Mulder and Scully immediately!!!!

RobertBrown · Jan 19, 2014

lilranch2001 said:
I hate tree rats

Alien tree rats at that. Their smarter that you think....

bcp · Jan 19, 2014

Alien Squirrel Alert:

Dead squirrel on Mars:

smstonypoint · Jan 19, 2014

blueriver said:
Aliens are searching for a human scientist to retain for the better development of the future breeding of "squirrels" so there will be bigger and better nuts ..

RobertBrown said:
EXCELLENT!!!
The giant alien squirrel faction is gettng some legs..

bcp said:
Alien Squirrel Alert:

Dead squirrel on Mars:

RobertBrown said:
Alien tree rats at that. Their smarter that you think....

I am surprised that the "alien squirrelist" (or is it the "squirrelly alienist"?) faction has not cited the following item in support of their theory:

California farmers ban together to fight nut rustlers - San Jose Mercury News

The soaring value of California's nut crops is attracting a new breed of thieves who have been making off with the pricey commodities by the truckload, recalling images of cattle rustlers of bygone days.

Steve

mikehaugen · Jan 19, 2014

How ironic this came up today as I just took the kids to see "The Nut Job". Coincidence?...

murphy1244 · Jan 19, 2014

mikehaugen said:
How ironic this came up today as I just took the kids to see "The Nut Job". Coincidence?...

Was Sparc in it?

mikehaugen · Jan 19, 2014

Can't say as I've never seen sparc.

murphy1244 · Jan 19, 2014

mikehaugen said:
Can't say as I've never seen sparc.

Another mystery. Could be dressed as a Pallet?..

Cat_Driver · Jan 19, 2014

TomSeller · Jan 19, 2014

If those are nut trees in the background of the pictures, we could very well have alien nut rustlers hiding their nuts under the pallets. Or they could have relocated the invisible top half of the X elsewhere to better hide their nuts.

creekbend · Jan 20, 2014

I wish that someone could find the answer. The suspense is keeping me awake at nights.

polo1665 · Jan 20, 2014

RichZ said:
Could the Oklahoma pallet field be also known as "Skid Row"?

Anyone promoting a pun so vile should be lined up against a wall and shot...............with a palletgun, of course.

stuckmotor · Jan 20, 2014

creekbend said:
I wish that someone could find the answer. The suspense is keeping me awake at nights.

The suspense is palletable.

blueriver · Jan 20, 2014

polo1665 said:
Anyone promoting a pun so vile should be lined up against a wall and shot...............with a palletgun, of course.

Pallet gun ... Just how big is such a gun? I can imagine it would have to be good sized to accommodate a "9 shot pallet clip"

I have an image of some poor sole facing such an ordeal ... Being shot by a rapid fire 9 shot pallet gun .. Just the thought of a pallet being fired at you from 50' ... I can see the squirrels all lined up on a branch smiling!!

Perhaps the subject gets strapped to the inverted pallets before execution?

smstonypoint · Jan 20, 2014

Gentlemen,

I fear that our progress toward obtaining a scientific explanation of the pallet formations has been slowed by the "squirrelly" alarmists.

First, how did the connection between the pallets and squirrels arise?

The answer -- tkappeler's ADD.

tkappeler said:
I have not posted because I neither have paid the ultimate price nor a slacker nor ADD. Squirrel!!! I have in fact been driving through NJ trying to find the pallets that sparc "claims" were placed in the field. I am beginning to think HE placed them there himself to see how far we would ... Squirrel!!

Public concern about squirrels is evident -- Googling "squirrel menace" returns 615K results. However, the NSA has yet to identify any jihadist squirrel cells (terrestrial and/or extraterrestrial) in the US.

Steve

TomSeller · Jan 20, 2014

Maybe it was a drive by shooting with a pallet gun from the road. Maybe the farmer didn't put them there in the first place. He likely doesn't even know they are there.

RobertBrown · Jan 20, 2014

NSA?
I hope your not counting on that organization to identify this highly sophisticated alien invasion........

When was the last time you saw a squirrel with a cell phone?

And how do you explain this highly complex surveillance system recently discovered by the R.G.A.? It was found in New Jersey, not far from Ft Lee. Which, I might add, is but a stones throw from the alleged palletization incident.

Coincidence? I think not.....

(Republican Governors Association)