Sigarms
Super Star Member
A 250 yr warranty reminds me of a story.
Good friend of mine is a minster. One of the congregation lost his Mother. Told the Minister he bought the best vault they had because it was warranted to not leak. Minister asked if he was going to dig it up in a few years to check?
And to think I asked the funeral home director if he had anything in a card board coffin to bury my mother in.
Dust to dust... After so many years the body is going to look like dirt anways.
However, if Jesus is going to save you and you're going to walk from the grave, I guess you might as well look your best and only be burried in only the best to preserve your looks
Hint, lifetime warranties are genearlly jokes. Particularly compressor warranites on HVAC equipment.