LOL, you're not the first to say that.
Didn't get a chance to upload the pics, but I trialed oil last night. Worked so so. It was smokey, and improved a little once I placed a box fan in front of the open door. So I'll open up the 6" pipe for more air and re-try another day. That and/or build a "funnel" for the fan to direct the air a little better. I do think I sooted up the copper coil. My outlet temp kept dropping despite the stack temp staying in range. I'll open the top tonight and have a look before putting a wood fire in. It was heating very well at first putting out a steady 55deg C. Now, this may be due to the new diffuser plate just as much as the fuel change. I burned about 2/3 of a bucket over 3 hours. Gained a solid degree pool temp. We'll see what wood fire does tonight.