Religious Humor...

[JohnMiller3]

The Lost Part Of The Chapter of Genesis.

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.


God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.


He said, "this pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.


She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!



She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.


She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"


God replied, "An arm and a leg."


Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"


Of course the rest is history.... /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[rancar]

The Treasure of Proverbs.

"A good wife who can find? She is far more precious than jewels.

The heart of her husband trusts in her, and he will have no lack of gain.

She seeks wool and flax, and works with willing hands.

She is like the ships of the merchant, she brings her food from afar.

She rises while it is yet night and provides food for her household and tasks for her maidens.

She considers a field and buys it: with the fruit of her hands she plants a vineyard.

She girds her loins with strength and makes her arms strong.

She perceives that her merchandise is profitable. Her lamp does not go out at night.

She puts her hands to the distaff, and her hands hold the spindle.

She opens her hand to the poor, and reaches out her hands to the needy.

She is not afraid of snow for her household, for all her household are clothed in scarlet.

She makes herself coverings; her clothing is fine linen and purple.

Her husband is known in the gates, when he sits among the elders of the land.

She makes linen garments and sells them; she delivers girdles to the merchant.

Strength and dignity are her clothing, and she laughs at the time to come.

She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

She looks well to the ways of her household, and does not eat the bread of idleness.

Her children rise up and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her.

Many women have done excellently, but you surpass them all..." Proverbs 31:10-29

.........AND FOR THE SWEETEST TREASURE OF ALL..........

"He who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor from the Lord." Proverbs 18:22 /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

 

[knucklehead]

What else is appropriate except - AMEN!

About "......she considers a field......" it could be like this.

 

[Scott_in_WVA]

Very nice Rancar,
I am going to copy this and E-mail it to my wife.

Thanks for
The nice post!!/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

 

[rancar]

Hi Mark...

Yep....it sure looks like your wife is "...considering a field..." Let her know how she's living out Biblical truth. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

Bob

 

[rancar]

You're welcome Scott!!! At least for me, as the years go by and life's agenda gets busy, I go back to this passage in the Bible from time to time to remind myself of the treasure I have in my own home and it helps me get my priorities back in order. /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

Bob