pfoxy
Silver Member
- Joined
- Apr 26, 2001
- Messages
- 103
- Location
- Maine
- Tractor
- 1988 John Deere 750, 1938 McCormick-Deering (Farmall) F14
1. Live in an area where concealed weapons permits are simply a matter of coming up with the license fee.
2. Get yerself an Attack Llama, who for some reason has developed a close personal relationship with tractors.
3. As an early warning device, get a nervous, gutless dog that barks everytime the wind blows.
I park both my tractors under an open front barn that the llama has decided is his house, and he ALWAYS has his nose stuck right in my face every time I go to start one of them. The only reason I can think of is that they are the only thing on the planet that has worse breath than he does.../w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif
Security consists of not leaving the keys in the John Deere (usually) and the fact that the ol' Farmall is a magneto-fired handcrank start that requires some knowlege beyond climbing up into the seat and turning the key to start it. And if you do it wrong, it'll bite ya.../w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif
2. Get yerself an Attack Llama, who for some reason has developed a close personal relationship with tractors.
3. As an early warning device, get a nervous, gutless dog that barks everytime the wind blows.
I park both my tractors under an open front barn that the llama has decided is his house, and he ALWAYS has his nose stuck right in my face every time I go to start one of them. The only reason I can think of is that they are the only thing on the planet that has worse breath than he does.../w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif
Security consists of not leaving the keys in the John Deere (usually) and the fact that the ol' Farmall is a magneto-fired handcrank start that requires some knowlege beyond climbing up into the seat and turning the key to start it. And if you do it wrong, it'll bite ya.../w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif