bunyip
Elite Member
LOL, when you get to a certain age your prostate will wake you on schedule about every 3-4 hours and that's not to remind you to feed the stove.
Reminds of an acquaintance of ours, she is not the sharpest knife in the block and likes to impress everyone with her wealth of knowledge, I was complaining to a group at a BBQ about having to stop for a pee every hour when driving and getting no warning, said I had to pull over and make a desperate dash to relieve myself, Madam X was there and said 'Prostrate' I replied 'no, standing up' much to the delight of all the blokes there.