Stuff you've broken and how you broke it

[BleedingOrange]

airbiscuit.
"There is this classic from Bleeding Orange"
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Everytime i read that one, I always laugh out loud, and it actually brings tears of laughter. Laughter is good. Lots of visualization.

 

[CobyRupert]

I let somebody borrow my 3 pth woodsplitter which ran off my BH pump but neglected to mention that he needed to fasten it to keep it from spinning.
The cost of buying hoses wasn't as bad as not having the splitter or BH until I replaced them.

The cost of hoses was probably cheaper than the medical bills if they got the splitter working.
If they don’t know to fasten pump down, do you really want them running a wood splitter?

 

[CobyRupert]

Way too many to list.
The list for JUST my rotary mower is long.
-Bent the rear shroud into the blades about 30% of the times I use it by backing into new and forgotten objects buried in overgrowth.
- Ripped the rear chain guard off mower, probably by hooking it on a stump buried in the grass.
- Ripped the front chain guard off by banging it into a stump buried in the grass. When you turn around to see a 1000 pounds of 7’ mower standing almost vertical behind your seat...I’m glad guard let go!
- Bent rear tire fork...by backing into hidden or forgotten object
.....hmmm I’m starting to see a pattern here.
- Bent frame arm to top link, probably by driving through too deep of a ditch at 45 angle and getting into situation where mower is trying to support tractor weight.

 

[airbiscuit]

Don't drop the paint brush in the paint can
Don't drop the paint brush in the paint can
Don't drop the paint brush in the paint can
I dropped the paint brush in the paint can