This press release just in:
"The 'Affordable Air Company' of Reno Nevada has just released a new product marketed toward users of agricultural equipment aptly named Aff-Air, or simply Affair. In order to ease the product into the marketplace, the following precautions were issued for its use:
1. You should not make use of Affair in a public setting.
This has a tendancy to make non-users of Affair,
particularly those in the same household, jealous
and irate especially if Affair is not made available
to them.
2. If the application of Affair is temporary, for instance
one evening only, then under no circumstances
should you leave personal information on our
website, or lying about for others to otherwise find.
3. If you develop a long term obsession for Affair, it
should then be housed in a climate controlled
environment, far removed from ones own dwelling
lest it become volitile.
4. Most users of Affair become addicted to the new
found freedom that they experience in use of their
implements. However, if you find that you must
discontinue use for any reason it is best to
disconnect your implements as soon as possible
after last use.
No warranties or guarantees are implied for those that decide to make use of Affair, as it is a largely untested system and individual results may vary. For those that experience unpleasant results as a result of your Affair leaking out, discounted air fares to Reno, Nevada are available from local suppliers. Good luck, and welcome to the world of Affair."
Manny D. Vorce
Director of Hot Air Development
Affordable Air Company
Reno, Nevada