Texas Fall/Winter thread!

[Lou66]

Ron you funny.. here another one..

Old country people sold the farm and moved to town,, They went out to look at this modern house,, fresh on the market,, The old farmer told the kids to look around and see what they thought,, Kids took off,, later one of the older ones came back and told his dad,, we can't move in here.. The dad said why,, The boy said I found this little room in the back and someone has pooped in the spring.. Lou

 

[foreman Etexas]

Did they use a synthetic mesh?

Yes sir they did. What happened after the first time he said that the mesh got turned before it healed and it was slipping out between it and the bone. So he went in,cut it back out,repositioned and sowed it to the muscle.Mine is really low. I may go to different doc,not saying it his fault but let someone else have a hack at it:laughing:

 

[Bird]

Bird! Darvon on the rocks HUH??:laughing: Don't think they make that drug anymore though, probably because some folks was drinking scotch with it!

Yep, I haven't heard of Darvon in a long time. But then that's the way with lots of things. When they find something that works, they quit making or selling it in favor of something that isn't as good. Actually, I just try to avoid all pain medications now-a-days unless I think they're absolutely needed. In fact, I think I have 5 bottles of hydroco/apap that have been prescribed the last few years when I had dental work done, a knee replaced, etc. and never used more than a couple of pills out of each bottle. I don't know about side effects for others, but I leaned some time ago that hydroco/apap will certainly help eliminate pain, but also causes insomnia for me. The last 2 times I took just one of those pills, the pain went away and I laid in bed comfortably and wide awake most of the night.

So I've already taken 2 aspirin twice this year. And once a tiny sip of Hydrocod/Hom 5-1.5/5SYP liquid cough syrup; high priced prescription cough syrup, but that meant watching TV all night instead of sleeping. My doctor says he hadn't heard of that side effect.

 

[Bird]

Yes sir they did. What happened after the first time he said that the mesh got turned before it healed and it was slipping out between it and the bone. So he went in and sowed it to the muscle.Mine is really low. I may go to different doc,not saying it his fault but let someone else have a hack at it:laughing:

I asked my surgeon why he was just taking one stitch at a time and tying it instead of sewing that mesh the way you'd sew two pieces of cloth together and he said if a stitch ever breaks and it's one long fun instead of individual stitches, more of it could come loose. But I think what caused it to be so sore afterwards was those two bent egg turners they used to pull and stretch the incision wider open while he was working.

 

[jinman]

Do you have those larva like worms squriming in the bottom your outhouse also?

Don, I kept waiting for somebody to tell you what those "larva" are in the outhouse. Have you ever noticed the more of those you have, the more flies there are? They are maggots, pure and simple. . . well, maybe not so "pure." Of course, they make great fish bait. Just put a clothespin on your nose and go dig them out with a fork and fill up a coffee can. Catfish go nuts over them.:licking:

 

[Lou66]

Jim,, I know when I was a kid,, maggots didn't have a bad name as they do today.. I remember then being used on cuts and sores to help heal the wound,, Indian believe in them.. now you tell me they are good catfish bait also.. just my luck I covered up the hole for the outhouse just last week.. Lou

 

[Western]

Catfish go nuts over them.:licking:

Jim, I dont think that is "PC" since Foreman is reading the thread today! Ya don't want him knowing where they go after the "surgery":shocked::duh::shhh::laughing:

 

[jinman]

Jim, I dont think that is "PC" since Foreman is reading the thread today! Ya don't want him knowing where they go after the "surgery":shocked::duh::shhh::laughing:

Huh??? Earth to Dennis. . . come in please. . . :laughing:

 

[bindian]

I hear that about the knife left in there:laughing: I dont know how its going to go this time around,the doc's made me stay off work longer than first time but i have lots of sick time to cover it or my 5weeks of vacation,so that helps. I had bad headaches and spent some time in the ER after also. Did I mention I hate needles and they usually have to stick me 3 or 4 times or wiggle the dang thing:shocked:
Thanks for the prayers Brandi...

Wait til you have a vein collapse while they are putting the IV in. I almost passed out before one surgery when that happened.
hugs, Brandi

 

[bindian]

Don, I kept waiting for somebody to tell you what those "larva" are in the outhouse. Have you ever noticed the more of those you have, the more flies there are? They are maggots, pure and simple. . . well, maybe not so "pure." Of course, they make great fish bait. Just put a clothespin on your nose and go dig them out with a fork and fill up a coffee can. Catfish go nuts over them.:licking:

I think catfish will hit anything that stinks.
hugs, Brandi

 

[Lou66]

Lou thought for Sunday: Why is it when country people make fun of country people it's okay,, When red necks make fun of red necks it's okay,, When Yankees makes fun of Yankees it's okay,, When Rich people make fun of Rich people it's okay,, so is for poor people on poor people,, When someone makes fun of their own kind or class it's okay except when I make fun of my own kind it's not okay.. For some reason we ugly people don't like to be made fun of.. Go figure,, Lou

 

[Western]

Jim, I was suggesting a Hernia, (due to its proximity), has an effect on the "nuts" . MAN tough crowd!!

 

[Western]

Wait til you have a vein collapse while they are putting the IV in. I almost passed out before one surgery when that happened.
hugs, Brandi

Brandi, I had a nurse "miss" a vein for an I.V. one time and after 2 hours and my arm swelling AND my *****'n and moaning, they discovered the "mistake". They did give me a bowl of ice cream though? I was only 16, so I didn't know how to properly "complain", but watched my parents.....didnt know they new some of them words!!

 

[Lou66]

Jim, I was suggesting a Hernia, (due to its proximity), has an effect on the "nuts" . MAN tough crowd!!

:laughing::laughing:,, funny,, Lou

 

[bindian]

Brandi, I had a nurse "miss" a vein for an I.V. one time and after 2 hours and my arm swelling AND my *****'n and moaning, they discovered the "mistake". They did give me a bowl of ice cream though? I was only 16, so I didn't know how to properly "complain", but watched my parents.....didnt know they new some of them words!!

Oh Wow. Hitting a nerve is painful also. Ae vein collapsing brings stars spinning everywhere.

Edit.........Ae was suppose to be A. Dang pharmaceuticals.
hugs, Brandi

 

[foreman Etexas]

Jim, I was suggesting a Hernia, (due to its proximity), has an effect on the "nuts" . MAN tough crowd!!

Yeah using the Hack at it coment I made,probaly not the best one

 

[jinman]

I think catfish will hit anything that stinks.
hugs, Brandi

Yep, that's right. I always laugh at myself for paying good money for stink bait that smells like a well-ripened baby's diaper. Who says you can't sell "it"?

 

[pacerron]

This one is trained to use the outhouse/outdoors....
The rubber mats make a splash so she makes a mess right outside.

 

[jinman]

For some reason we ugly people don't like to be made fun of.. Go figure,, Lou

Sorry Lou, I have no idea what you are talking about.:confused3: I look in the mirror every morning and say, "Darn! Why couldn't I be rich instead of so dang good lookin'?" :laughing:

 

[Lou66]

Jim,, I know what you mean some what.. I say something close to that myself.. I wish I was born good looking than so ugly.. You know Jim money for rich people and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. ugly people got nothing.. not fair.:laughing:. Lou