The wife...

[beppington]

Plus, she let me buy a tractor; how great is that?

Yeah, Obed, but isn't yours the one that also uses it? I'm not sure that counts :laughing:

 

[beppington]

I don't have the heart to have fun with this. It just wouldn't be sporting. Kind of like challenging Stephen Hawkings to a Greco Roman wrestling contast then doing the chicken dance when you've won.

HEY NOW the chicken dance is fun.

 

[beppington]

If husband-wife friction could be measured, I'd imagine most guys here are in relationships with friction levels between maybe 20% and 100%.

Rob seems to have maybe 0.3% friction in his marriage.

That does not sound like much fun to me.

I think most people like, nay need, some friction in their lives. Are you really sure your wife is not bored? Are you really sure you're not bored?

Old people need stimulation to stay sharp. But younger people do, too!

I bet some of the guys here, & their wives, would have some good fun arguing if their wives found out they typed a few ill sounding words about them :laughing:

I'll also also bet you've never had the infamous "make-up sex". You can't have make-up sex if you never have to make-up!

 

[Hawghauler]

The level of passion in a marriage is a good measurement in how much pain and pleasure there can be. Those most in love may well have the best arguments. The meter rests at zero pegs in two directions.

 

[mjncad]

My wife is so immature that she's a pita. When I take a bath she always sneaks in and trys to sink my boats.

Good one.

Too many Dr. Phil episodes!!!!! My wife, and I, make Al and Peg Bundy look like the Brady Bunch parents!!!!!!

Well, your still normal then; let us know when you become like the Addams Family, the Munsters, or the Gravesytes.

I don't have the heart to have fun with this. It just wouldn't be sporting. Kind of like challenging Stephen Hawkings to a Greco Roman wrestling contast then doing the chicken dance when you've won.

Now that's cold...LOL

 

[Hawghauler]

There are three types of man.

1. leaves the lid up

2. puts the lid back down

3. squats

 

[Hawghauler]

I should have added a fourth

4. depends

 

[mmurphy]

I should have added a fourth

4. depends

Now I have to restrain myself!!!!!

 

[czechsonofagun]

5.Go outside to pee for the added freedom.

 

[Runner]

I've been in two kinds of marriages; one with 95% friction and one with 5% friction and the 5% wins, hands down. I get enough friction to make my life "interesting" from people I have to deal with every day and don't need any from home....