Tighty Pinkies

[RSKY]

Well I went to my Urologist for a checkup a few weeks ago. Actually his nurse practitioner does the checkups, something about men not taking a swing at a woman during a painful exam on certain parts of the anatomy. So she does all the embarrassing things. Now this lady is an extremely competent medical professional and has a reputation for telling it like it is. I have known her for a couple years now and she has become a friend so she can and will get on me if she feels it necessary to make a point. So when she insists I do something I listen. Anyway, when I dropped my pants and had on boxers she had a complete meltdown, slapping the exam table and raising her voice at me. Something about, "you men over fifty trying to ruin yourselves acting and dressing like a twenty year old".

There begins my problem.

I went out the next day and bought four packs of 'tighty whities'. I threw away all my old underwear because I had twelve pair of new ones. Wife said to put them in the washing machine before I wore them so I did. I also put in some darker towels and things that were in a basket near the washing machine.

Any of you have those red shop towels to wipe grease off your tractor?

Don't wash a new one with your white clothes, if you do they will turn everything a bright pink!

I washed three new ones with my new underwear.

Gonna wear a pair next time I have a checkup to see what she says.

RSKY

 

[dmccarty]

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

My mom washed my white football pants with a red shirt. Of course this turned the white pants into pink football pants. :shocked: My mom could not figure out why I would not wear PINK football pants! :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Now I have to ask, how to boxers,

... ruin yourselves acting and dressing like a twenty year old.

I am kinda afraid to ask but I can't stop myself.....



Later,
Dan

 

[radioman]

I did the same when I first met my wife and living together. I thought I would do her a favor and help with laundry. I washed my red tightey's and it turned pink along with her white towels to pink. I was banned from laundry for many years till now..

 

[MossRoad]

Boxers offer no support for your, ah, errr, boys, as they say.

Briefs offer support, but can cause overheating of your barracks which can lead to your army being deformed and immobile.

So, if you aren't worried about having a mobile army anymore you should switch to briefs for better support.

 

[Tig]

I think we need to create a new forum for this sort of sharing. Somehow, related topics just doesn't seem right.

 

[texasjohn]

Moss....you sure know how to phrase things:thumbsup:

Boxers offer no support for your, ah, errr, boys, as they say.

Briefs offer support, but can cause overheating of your barracks which can lead to your army being deformed and immobile.

So, if you aren't worried about having a mobile army anymore you should switch to briefs for better support.

 

[mjarrels]

Sounds like the making of another episode of Everbody loves Raymond.

mark

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Well I went to my Urologist for a checkup a few weeks ago. Actually his nurse practitioner does the checkups, something about men not taking a swing at a woman during a painful exam on certain parts of the anatomy. So she does all the embarrassing things. Now this lady is an extremely competent medical professional and has a reputation for telling it like it is. I have known her for a couple years now and she has become a friend so she can and will get on me if she feels it necessary to make a point. So when she insists I do something I listen. Anyway, when I dropped my pants and had on boxers she had a complete meltdown, slapping the exam table and raising her voice at me. Something about, "you men over fifty trying to ruin yourselves acting and dressing like a twenty year old".

There begins my problem.

I went out the next day and bought four packs of 'tighty whities'. I threw away all my old underwear because I had twelve pair of new ones. Wife said to put them in the washing machine before I wore them so I did. I also put in some darker towels and things that were in a basket near the washing machine.

Any of you have those red shop towels to wipe grease off your tractor?

Don't wash a new one with your white clothes, if you do they will turn everything a bright pink!

I washed three new ones with my new underwear.

Gonna wear a pair next time I have a checkup to see what she says.

RSKY

Put them in the bathtub, put in a couple inches of water and a half cup of bleach and let them sit for awhile...maybe overnight...should do the trick. Worked for my pink, er, white socks. Not too much bleach, now.

 

[dmccarty]

Sounds like the making of another episode of Everbody loves Raymond.

mark

So......

RSKY is Raymond.....

The nurse is Ray's mother......

And RSKY, cough cough, Raymond is wearing a pink thong.... :shocked:

I have to stop now. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Later,
Dan

 

[brain55]

Boxers offer no support for your, ah, errr, boys, as they say.

Briefs offer support, but can cause overheating of your barracks which can lead to your army being deformed and immobile.

So, if you aren't worried about having a mobile army anymore you should switch to briefs for better support.

Boxer-briefs, best of both worlds

 

[RSKY]

According to her it is an issue of support for us older guys who are past the age of wanting children. Younger men should wear the cooler, less restrictive boxers which will improve the chances of fathering a child. This lady was chosen for the job because NOTHING embarresses her. She has asked me questions and told me to do things that had me sitting there speechless while she laughed at me. So when she actually showed me what she meant by support it didn't suprise me.

I can laugh about it now but google epididymitis and you will not laugh. That is what I had when I started going to her. My problem was caused by a cyst that had become inflamed and blocked a tube. I found a lump and that scared me but by the time I got in to the doctor I was hurting pretty bad. There was one inflamed on each side. She had to give me pain shots after a couple of the exams before I could straighten up enough to pull up my underwear. She would say 'honey I'm sorry but I've gotta find these things'.

Think you would have problems with a twenty-seven year old doing an ultrasound on your junk? Only till the probe goes over the cyst the first time. Then you find that it IS possible to levitate a couple inches off an exam table by tensing every muscle in your body. Once again the male techs would not do that job, at least at our local hospital, because men won't swing at a woman but might at them.

RSKY

 

[lockhaven]

well i just did a google search and found zero reasons to were either one, much of what is said is myth about either type.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

According to her it is an issue of support for us older guys who are past the age of wanting children. Younger men should wear the cooler, less restrictive boxers which will improve the chances of fathering a child. This lady was chosen for the job because NOTHING embarresses her. She has asked me questions and told me to do things that had me sitting there speechless while she laughed at me. So when she actually showed me what she meant by support it didn't suprise me.

I can laugh about it now but google epididymitis and you will not laugh. That is what I had when I started going to her. My problem was caused by a cyst that had become inflamed and blocked a tube. I found a lump and that scared me but by the time I got in to the doctor I was hurting pretty bad. There was one inflamed on each side. She had to give me pain shots after a couple of the exams before I could straighten up enough to pull up my underwear. She would say 'honey I'm sorry but I've gotta find these things'.

Think you would have problems with a twenty-seven year old doing an ultrasound on your junk? Only till the probe goes over the cyst the first time. Then you find that it IS possible to levitate a couple inches off an exam table by tensing every muscle in your body. Once again the male techs would not do that job, at least at our local hospital, because men won't swing at a woman but might at them.

RSKY

Been there. Hurts like a SOB.