Tractor "Play" Time

[BoneheadNW]

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I can see the newspaper storyy now:

"Man dies in manure spreader behind local Hooters, BIG SMILE on his face." /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Bonehead

 

[Mith]

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Bonehead, its good here, sun, sand and beer! really nice lately, buisness is good, life is good! I hope its as good on your side! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Yer a little late with Margret, that was many years ago, but ill try to give my regards, wherever she may be........
The deck experiment was strictly for scientific purpose...OK i did it for fun, the follow up to that is i have discovered sharp blades cut better...bet you never guessed that! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Edski, im glad you put that phrase to good use against the Mrs, not having a Mrs i just use it to explain my posts which may have been posted after a sip /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif, well that and pointing out that i get there hours before you /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

im on my way out to go survey what ive done, so ill get some more up to date pics, with the tools of the trade in them.
ill see if i can get a shot of the family of deer living there, they are surprisingly tame, you can get to 10 foot before they run. I love the wildlife around here.

 

[RedRocker]

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</font><font color="blueclass=small">( RedRocker,
75 miles to play? Me thinks play started at mile 1.
Be careful with those brambles, if your thearpy is like mine...it'll involve donating a pint or two. Thank God for Carhartts. )</font>

Pint or two? At least, I usually look like I got in a knife fight and forgot my knife. The Stihl weed eater with the brush blade did tilt the odds in my favor, the Kioti is real hard on em. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Mith]

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them brambles, i tend to try to keep well away, thats what im clearing too
the tractor sure gives an unfair advantage, what it can run over it can mow /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
the pics dont do justice to the height and strength of these weeds
notice the rope on the back, thats to tow it backwards out if i get stuck /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[SCB]

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Mith,
Looking at your picture sure makes me appreciate my loader with toothbar. That looks to be kind of tough without one.

 

[Mith]

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this is a 12HP garden tractor with a 36" mower, long way from even having hydraulics let alone a loader, ill trade with you any day..... /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif it just wont die /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
itd be a breeze for a compact, well alot easier anyway, now why did i sell that B6000???? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

sorry for hijacking the thread edski /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[edski]

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Mith,
No worries, how could anyone get worked up RE: a thread about playing. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Thanks for sharing the pics. Later this summer, when I'm up to my ears in the thick stuff, I'll return the favor.
BTW...the truely nasty stuff is not indigenous to the americas. So I blame you, your ancestors, and every other europeon for my plight. As soon as I pay off this tractor (23 months), I might be able to afford counsel and collect for all my pain and suffering (please disregard any previous posts that MAY have implied this activity was play).
Wait, please excuse me, only 20 min until I have Status. Preparations to attend to. I'll follow up with you on this matter when I can no longer think rationally.
Cheers, edski

 

[txhawg]

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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Wait, please excuse me, only 20 min until I have Status. )</font>

Please help me out, I obviously missed something somewhere. What is status, and how does one get some? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[Mith]

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Having status is the point at which it is acceptable to open some adult beverages.
Being in UK i get this 'status' long before you in the US, ha!

Edski, what time did you post that post?

 

[BoneheadNW]

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"Having status" is not listed in my Roger's Profanisaurus , which is a British guide to slang. It should be between "having the painters in" and "hawick".

Just so that I stick to the subject of the thread, I want to have some tractor play time today but it is raining pretty hard and I dont want to risk tearing up the lawn. Maybe I'll "have a go" at the driveway again.

Bonehead

 

[edski]

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Mith,

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Edski, what time did you post that post? )</font>
Around 4:40 PM on the "right coast."

But then again, the hour for obtaining status may vary on the weekends. Perhaps at noon, or when you pickup a fishing rod, certainly after your 2nd cup of coffee, or at the very moment you wake up and realize you don't know where you are, how you got there and why you're wearing lady's undergarmets on your head, but vaugely remember playing tank commander out of some stranger's sun roof. I suspect these are more guidelines than actual rules.

Bonehead,
What's your Roger's Profanisaurus define if I were to excuse myself and say, "I'm off to the gents." A term a close friend uses. I swear he practises his brit accent just for the ladies. He's only been in country for 30 years. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

edski

 

[hitekcountry]

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Steve

<font color="blue"> I've been known to dig a hole just to fill it in. </font>

Oh good, so I’m not the only one.

The last time my excuse was I was curious what the condition was of the 3 or 4 yards of horse manure I had buried two years earlier. Never did find it, /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif and I looked everywhere. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[BoneheadNW]

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Mith and Edski-

Just in case you were planning on running out and buying the Profanasaurus , here is the link to amazon. Better hurry, it appears to be out of print.

Bonehead

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1902212053/qid=1116185624/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/002-5788747-7348022?v=glance&s=books

 

[Mith]

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you cannet order it ( i cant work it out), out of print, looks like a great book to read while on the loo!
Sounds like your gunna have to enlighten us (especially me) as to the funniest parts, besides id love to know what it says about us english!

 

[DannyD]

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Indy,

which Hooters is that? I may have been in there. One of my favorite places to meet with the guys (the ones that dont have suspicious or otherwise wives.). Love those wings.

sorry guys could not resist the photo. and the lovely mrs holly knows I am married not buried