Tractor Soap Opera

[Durbob]

Decided he would "Bluff" his way thru it and told the tbn police that he had found the people stranded on the road on his way into town on his tractor for his weekly Bingo game. The tbn officer gave him a funny look , but decided not to press the issue so he said you can go. But the next time i see it i'm gonna..........

 

[MikeIIA]

look the other way because you nice folks look like you have been having a hard day. John thanked the officer and slowly....

 

[OkeeDon]

...eased away, only to find he had bumped the shuttle shift lever, and he started to back over the tractor policeman's truck. "Look out!" cried Marsha as John...

 

[Docsknotinn]

Received a flashing email asking if he needed to add inches to his manlihood. **** that no call list. So he promply responded...

 

[MikeIIA]

...after consulting with Marsha about which box to check and clicked on "send".
Marsha was snickering as John....

 

[Dozernut]

....had not clicked the send button, but had actually formatted the hard drive. John nashed his teeth and threw the cheap, Antarctic made, computer in the bucket of the tractor. You never know when you will need a wheel chock, said John.
They headed for home and the trip took them by some unsual sites and people. They saw a man driving fence posts completely through the earth and a women chiding him for doing so! They had to stop and see what Garry bought and take a ride. Then there was the man with the ever expanding barn. He must have raised chickens because the neighbors kept talking about hen row.
All of a sudden they saw ...........

 

[MossRoad]

<font color="blue"> All of a sudden they saw ........... </font>

someone digging a pond with a really large...

 

[MikeIIA]

...Mister Wurm...
Who decided there was another solution..He suggested they...

 

[OkeeDon]

...paint their tractor red. Which...

 

[MikeIIA]

...as we all know will attract W.A.S.P.'s....
He stared in disbelief as...