UK decides pointed knives are too dangerous...

[MossRoad]

<font color="blue">forbidding taking cows for rides in baskets under hot air balloons. </font>

Darn, there goes my summer plans.... /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[SkyPup]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( I won't even go into gun control stuff at all, but the UK is trying to ban pointed knifes. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4581871.stm
For public safety, please take a hack saw to your butcher knives this weekend and dispose of them properly. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif I understand they control knives in prision, but... )</font>

The truth of the matter is that doctors kill many many more innocent victims than all the guns and knives put together, only they get paid for it and don't serve any jail time.

Besides, are U.K. doctors the only ones going to be licensed to use a knife for surgery???

 

[LBrown59]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Don't forget the infamous Elaina Bobbit and what she did with a kitchen knife..... I just read in the news this past week that her sister tried the same thing, but
* missed the target. It further said that she was being charged with a __________ Sorry, but the rest of the story can't be typed on this site... PM for the rest of the story if you really want to know... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif )</font>
*must have been 2 small of a target.

 

[dmccarty]

MossRoad,

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( forbidding taking cows for rides in baskets under hot air balloons.

Darn, there goes my summer plans.... )</font>

The law mentions a cow. Try a horse. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Later,
Dan

 

[Bob_Skurka]

<font color="red">
MossRoad,

( forbidding taking cows for rides in baskets under hot air balloons.

Darn, there goes my summer plans.... )

The law mentions a cow. Try a horse.

Later,
Dan </font>



I would be pretty cautious about the actual wording of the law, as this is Indiana, a cow could be construed to include other large animals such as a M-I-L? Although for one of those you might need 2 balloons to generate enough lift. Or hydrogen filled balloons. But then we'd have to worry about reliving the Hindenberg all over again. Oh the humanity.

 

[MossRoad]

<font color="blue"> Oh the humanity. </font>

Oh the humanity! (requires real audio player).

 

[Dargo]

Ok Bob, here is for your "flying cow" concept. And, a dangerous situation solved in Iraq...
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/holycow.html

 

[dmccarty]

Dargo,

That is a hoot. Its almost as good as the exploding whale.

/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Later,
Dan