What did you get your wife for Valentine's Day

[dusty3030]

I'm going to have to re word this to make it family freindly, so bear with me -

I had a boss years ago that told me that he got his wife a pair of house shoes and a (rubber phallus).
I fell for it and asked why that?
He said if she doesn't like the house shoes she can go _ _ _ _ herself.

 

[TripleR]

A can of pepper spray, she had to promise she wouldn't use it on me when she got mad. :laughing: I occasionally travel for work and am gone sometimes for up to a week at a time.

Last time I was gone she heard something hit the house really hard. She said it took the cops over 30 minutes to respond. We do live on forty acres with no close neighbors but not that far from town. When the cop finally got there he looked around and told her it was most likely a deer hit the house.

I'm not so sure, to me there was no evidence of it in the snow. I know pepper spray doesn't work on animals, but it makes her feel good.

Oh, I also bought her a new kitchen stove. She rewarded me with fresh baked molasses cookies. yummy, my favorite.

I never had to use mine on an animal, but our trainers said it worked on animals. My wife use t have some, but prefers her Glock.

 

[sldva00]

Honda Pilot and I'm set for the next 10 years...(includes b-days and christmas)

 

[foggy1111]

A dozen long-stem roses and a card. Gonna go out to eat tomorrow night....cause I have a different meeting tonight.

I realize that Hallmark creates these days....but my wife still likes 'em. As they say....."If mama ain't happy.......

 

[murphy1244]

I'm gonna let her cook dinner for me.:shocked:

 

[brokenknee]

I never had to use mine on an animal, but our trainers said it worked on animals. My wife use t have some, but prefers her Glock.

A hand gun would have been her first choice. I really think she would have preferred a gun over the new stove.

One day I will have to break down and buy her one. Maybe next valentines day, have to wait to see if I get pepper sprayed. She is half Polish and half Norwegian and does have a temper at times.

 

[sailorman]

Gave my two stinky dogs ( 105 lbs & 45 lbs ) that she constantly complains about an extensive bath and tied valentine 's day neckerchiefs around their necks to greet her. Cleaned the whole house . Bought her a nice 2 quart cookin ' pot to fill in her set . Sicilian descent and loves to cook .

 

[rsewill]

Offered to pay for a boob job. For some reason she wasn't happy.

 

[creekbend]

I went to Outback and brought her back a rack of ribs, baked potato, and blooming onion.

 

[Redneck in training]

Almost a pound of shrimp, one piece of every fruit I know she likes plus few exotic she has never eaten and three roses. Offered to take her to a sushi bar or restaurant of her choice.