What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Iplayfarmer]

We're sorry, but the fortune teller for our event had to cancel due to unforseen circumstances.

 

[chucko]

my crystal ball broke
no skin off my ***
Let me check my magic 8 ball and see what it says
Please deposit 25 cents to play again
If I wanted something out of you I would have knocked it out of you

Man there are so many that have been said I can't even keep up and may be repeating myself

 

[weldermike]

I dont wanna hate you, But I will if I have too!

 

[Mace Canute]

"Here's a quarter...call somebody who cares."

 

[RoyJackson]

"Here's a quarter...call somebody who cares."

Yeah, Mace...but what would you do with that quarter? Not too many phone booths around anymore...

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in."

 

[doelake]

" The only place you'll find success before work is in the dictionary"

 

[RoyJackson]

" The only place you'll find success before work is in the dictionary"

......

 

[wdchyd]

The only job you start at the top is ditch digging

 

[Mace Canute]

Yeah, Mace...but what would you do with that quarter? Not too many phone booths around anymore...

And here I thought I had updated it from a dime to a quarter.

Kinda dates me I guess.