What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Iplayfarmer]

"you're a nickel holding up a dollar"

Here at work it's always, "We have a dollar waiting on a dime."

 

[Brockwaykid]

Youre 7 short of a 6 pack

 

[chucko]

Piss or get off the pot

 

[sixdogs]

Piss or get off the pot

or in norhern New England it's...

"Fish or cut bait..."

 

[creekbend]

Good news will Keep. Bad news will hunt you down. One of my Uncles used to say that.

 

[Mace Canute]

"F**k, fight or hold the light."

"Lead or follow but get the h*ll out of the way."

"He couldn't plan a bunny f**k with a room full of rabbits."

 

[MossflowerWoods]

Here is a couple I use at work...

的 was a sailor and a sergeant, I can drink, I can cuss, and I can fight. Not necessarily in that order?

"Excuse me sir, I was a sergeant not a colonel, may I please speak with the trigger pullers?

鉄tonewall did not have 喪equirements for machine guns at 1st Manassas, but if I could have handed them to him he sure as h3ll would have put them in the field..."

"There is nothing new under the sun, only that which is old and forgotten" King Solomon in Ecclesiastes 1:9-11 (paraphrased).

"Make a hole, coming through..." (old submarine talk)

"Lead, Follow, or get the h3ll outta my way"

"Float test it" (Old sub talk for toss it over the side and see if it floats, aka throw it away).

David

 

[EE_Bota]

I was picking my banjo one day, and a fellow walked up to compliment my playing.
He said he used to try to pick too,and I offered him my banjo. And he said


"No, thanks. My fingers couldn't play stink with a 1000 bu#%holes."

 

[sixdogs]

I think the military is more serious now but in the late 1960's---early 1970's our motto in the National Guard was...

"The unqualified leading the unwilling to do the unnecessary..."



And, of course, for grounds maintenance...

"If it moves pick it up, if it doesn''t, paint it..."

 

[wroughtn_harv]

"If you are the smartest person in the room you are in the wrong room."