weldermike
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When people ask what my plans for the weekend are I like to tell em, Im gonna kick dust and cuss, Chew, spit, drink some beer, and talk some *****!
What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
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crash325
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Store clerks and other folks that you barely know will ask "How are you doing today." Not that it really makes any difference to them.
I usually answer "I'm Sober". That usually stops them in there tracks and they actually look at you.
Try it some time and have some fun.
My usual follow up is " Just hate to waste the whole day in this condition.":thumbsup::thumbsup:
I usually answer "I'm Sober". That usually stops them in there tracks and they actually look at you.
Try it some time and have some fun.
My usual follow up is " Just hate to waste the whole day in this condition.":thumbsup::thumbsup:
chucko
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If you give a monkey a gun don't blame the monkey when someone gets shot
mulerrich
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Lord let my words be soft and sweet today for tomorrow i may have to eat them.
chucko
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Last night I said something to my wife and got this one back.....
"You did not just go down that road with me"
My reply was
"Why yes I did and I had the windows open"
The other day I caught my son (12) and his buddy doing something I had told them not to...
I said "what are you two into?"
He waved his had and said "These are not the droids you are looking for"
I said Boy I am going to bust your backside.
He said "Your powers are weak old man"
"You did not just go down that road with me"
My reply was
"Why yes I did and I had the windows open"
The other day I caught my son (12) and his buddy doing something I had told them not to...
I said "what are you two into?"
He waved his had and said "These are not the droids you are looking for"
I said Boy I am going to bust your backside.
He said "Your powers are weak old man"
Iplayfarmer
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Did you tell him "No, I am your father"?
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last two posts are quite funny!
I do however like the quotes from starwars.
plenty of good ones came from there.
May the force be with you.
I remember seeing a poster with a storm trooper setting at a long table holding his head in his hands.. with the caption saying: Hindsite, those really WERE the droids you were looking for!
I do however like the quotes from starwars.
plenty of good ones came from there.
May the force be with you.
I remember seeing a poster with a storm trooper setting at a long table holding his head in his hands.. with the caption saying: Hindsite, those really WERE the droids you were looking for!
Iplayfarmer
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Seen it. I laughed so hard.
As a result of the quote from Chuko, I added the original Star Wars trilogy to my Netflix queue, and I'll begin watching it with the kids this weekend.
Mace Canute
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If they ask "How are you doing today." look at them very intensely and say "Off my meds!" Helps if you give a quiet little maniacal laugh too.
