What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[weldermike]

When people ask what my plans for the weekend are I like to tell em, Im gonna kick dust and cuss, Chew, spit, drink some beer, and talk some *****!

 

[crash325]

Store clerks and other folks that you barely know will ask "How are you doing today." Not that it really makes any difference to them.

I usually answer "I'm Sober". That usually stops them in there tracks and they actually look at you.

Try it some time and have some fun.

My usual follow up is " Just hate to waste the whole day in this condition.":thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[chucko]

If you give a monkey a gun don't blame the monkey when someone gets shot

 

[mulerrich]

Lord let my words be soft and sweet today for tomorrow i may have to eat them.

 

[chucko]

Last night I said something to my wife and got this one back.....

"You did not just go down that road with me"

My reply was

"Why yes I did and I had the windows open"


The other day I caught my son (12) and his buddy doing something I had told them not to...

I said "what are you two into?"
He waved his had and said "These are not the droids you are looking for"
I said Boy I am going to bust your backside.
He said "Your powers are weak old man"

 

[Iplayfarmer]

Last night I said something to my wife and got this one back.....

"You did not just go down that road with me"

My reply was

"Why yes I did and I had the windows open"


The other day I caught my son (12) and his buddy doing something I had told them not to...

I said "what are you two into?"
He waved his had and said "These are not the droids you are looking for"
I said Boy I am going to bust your backside.
He said "Your powers are weak old man"

Did you tell him "No, I am your father"?

 

[Soundguy]

last two posts are quite funny!

I do however like the quotes from starwars.

plenty of good ones came from there.

May the force be with you.

I remember seeing a poster with a storm trooper setting at a long table holding his head in his hands.. with the caption saying: Hindsite, those really WERE the droids you were looking for!

 

[Iplayfarmer]

last two posts are quite funny!

I do however like the quotes from starwars.

plenty of good ones came from there.

May the force be with you.

I remember seeing a poster with a storm trooper setting at a long table holding his head in his hands.. with the caption saying: Hindsite, those really WERE the droids you were looking for!

Seen it. I laughed so hard.

As a result of the quote from Chuko, I added the original Star Wars trilogy to my Netflix queue, and I'll begin watching it with the kids this weekend.

 

[Mace Canute]

Store clerks and other folks that you barely know will ask "How are you doing today." Not that it really makes any difference to them.

I usually answer "I'm Sober". That usually stops them in there tracks and they actually look at you.

Try it some time and have some fun.

My usual follow up is " Just hate to waste the whole day in this condition.":thumbsup::thumbsup:

If they ask "How are you doing today." look at them very intensely and say "Off my meds!" Helps if you give a quiet little maniacal laugh too.

 

[1bush2hog]

Can't fix stupid.